http://overlord-zordon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] overlord-zordon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-03-13 07:45 am
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School Announcements, March 13

Half an hour before first period, the PA system switches on with that creepy hum-pop effect.

"Good morning and welcome back to classes, students. I trust you all enjoyed your Spring Break, particularly those of you who were away for all or part of the break."

There isn't a definite hint of resentment in that statement. None at all. You're imagining things.

"Please be advised that the hallway around the corner from the history classroom has taken it upon itself to recreate Old Faithful in pink antibacterial foam soap. We have determined it to be completely harmless; however, any students averse to unanticipated bouts of hygiene are advised to find an alternate route.

Thank you, and enjoy your first day back in class."

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Alanna blinked at the announcment and glanced down at her cat. "Wha'd you do now?" "I'm not old!" Faithful mewled back.

[identity profile] peter--parker.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: *dies* *makes rimshot noise with final breath*]

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: *also dies*]