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Clint Barton ([personal profile] so_hawkward) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-12-01 02:05 am
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Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

When the students arrived to class today, they'd find Clint standing next to a table with an assortment of foods, at least half of which were different plates of cookies. If the island was just going to give them away, then Clint was going to keep opening doors and collecting them.

"Today, I thought we'd talk about aphrodisiacs," Clint said, giving everyone a small handout of notes. "An aphrodisiac is anything you eat or drink that increases your desire for sex. Some people have absolutely no need for this kind of stuff--" and under normal circumstances he'd be glancing towards the teenage boys here, but it was the ladies of the class who were getting his casual looks now "--but if you have a willing partner, it can be interesting to try some of these foods together and see what happens. For today, I want you to do some taste-testing to see if there's anything you particularly like or don't like. Feel free to take some of the food with you when you leave, and take some cookies too, or I'm going to eat them all." He could just stop picking up the plates, but that probably wasn't going to happen.