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School Auditorium: MSND Rehearsal (1-5 p.m. FST)

All members of the production got an email this morning telling them to report to the auditorium at 1 p.m. EST to rehearse acts I and II and the "extra" bits of the play. When they gather, they will find Dream sitting on the bare stage, looking rather impatient.

"You are here to rehearse the play. I believe you can manage that. If you are playing the Tooth Fairy,
Steve Austin, Jaime Sommers, Lobster, Drunken Pirate, Kickass Ninja or Chuck Norris, please report to the orchestra pit to discuss your roles with me. Otherwise, read through Acts I and II in their entirety."

That said, Dream moves to the orchestra pit and takes a seat. He may be waiting for the student directors to join him.

[OOC: I'll be in and out today -- please ping me in email or on AIM if you need me. Otherwise, this adventure is entirely Choose Your Own Crack. Cast list is here, whole play is here.]

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"Ooo, maybe Xander can be both." Nadia shot a lobster!puppy-dog look at her big brother. "Pleeeeeease Xander?"

"Parker's been teaching you the mean and evil act, hasn't she." And yet Xander was setting his laptop aside and scrambling up onto the stage. He couldn't decide if it was the lobster antennae or the fact that Parker had actually uttered the word please.

"What mean and evil act?" asked Nadia, the perfect picture of innocense and light.

Oh, it was the lobster antennae, alright. No one could resist the antennae.

"Wonderful!" Parker punched a hand upward in victory, grinning. "Helena? I mean, Lana? You were at 'The more I love, the more he hateth me.' Molly? You ready?"

Parker perched on top of chair, and tried to look sober and senatorial. The grin probably didn't help.

"Yup!" Molly said.

"Yes, right, sorry," Lana said with a smile at everyone.

She turned to Molly and looked woebegone. "The more I love, the more he hateth me."

Molly gave Lana a sad look. "His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine."

Lana's look turns to one of anger, "None, but your beauty: would that fault were mine!"

Molly's look turned to one of encouragement and she petted Lana on the arm. "Take comfort: he no more shall see my face; Lysander and myself will fly this place. Before the time I did Lysander see, Seem'd Athens as a paradise to me: O, then, what graces in my love do dwell, That he hath turn'd a heaven unto a hell!"

Suddenly remembering Nadia, Molly spoke again quickly before Xander could read his line. "And, uh, I'll leave my pet lobster for you too."

All Nadia could think of that lobsters did was crawl slowly in tanks and look depressed because their claws were wrapped with rubber bands. That wouldn't do at all.

Well, her lobster would do something ineteresting. She just had to think of what.

She heard Molly mention her, and snapped her "claws" at people and made an odd, lobsterish noise.

Did lobsters make noise?

Well. They did now.

Did manly men giggle at girls making lobster noises?

Well. They did now. Especially when there were pipecleaners involved.

"Helen, to you our minds we will-- hee." *snicker* "Enf-- heeeeee."

Parker was chortling so hard she was nearly choking. "Heheheheheheh..."

Encouraged by the laughter, Nadia made the lobster noise louder.

What does a lobster noise sound like?

Use your imagination.

She clacked her "claws" at Xander and Parker, and nearly cracked up into giggles as well.

Lana, as Helena, frowned at them. "She's my lobster, now! Don't laugh at her!"

And then giggled herself.

It was too late for Molly to try and stop laughing. She was clutching her stomach from laughing so hard.

This makes lobster!Nadia sad. She loves her Hermia. She doesn't want to belong to a new person!

Nadia made sad lobster noises. How she managed to keep a straight face while she did this is a secret. She's a future spy, after all.

It is a near thing, though.

Lana mock-pouted and gingerly petted her lobster on the antenna. "It'a alright," she said, "No one loves me

Lobster!Nadia felt bad for her new owner. So she made comforting lobster noises and clacked her "claws".

The "comforting lobster noises" finally cracked her. Lana sat down on the floor and laughed till she cried.

Nadia snorted on a giggle and clacked her claws again to cover it. She made questioning lobster noises at all the gigglers.

Why were they laughing at the poor lobster?!

Xander grabbed a script and buried his face in it just to stop himself from choking.

Parker fell off her chair. "Okay, I think... heh. I think the lobster? Must definitely stay in the play. Heee." She wrote on her script and nodded definitively. "Cally will be thrilled!"

Lobster!Nadia made an affirming lobster noise, and Nadia finally burst into giggles.

"I'll have to teach her how to make the noise."

Allie wandered over.

"Sorry I'm late guys, I just now checked my email. ~~translation? my mun forgot to send me!~~"

Lobster!Nadia made an angry lobster noise at Ally. It could have been either a reprimand for being late, or one for interrupting her lobsterness.

Of course, the fact that everyone was giggling insanely meant it might have been a "why are they laughing at me?!!1!!" noise.

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