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fandomhigh2015-11-17 12:32 pm
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Speech, Tuesday, November 17, 2015 [4th period]
There were three rostrums at the front of the classroom today. Students, be very afraid.
"Right," Josh said, sitting in one of the desks. "Everything in the news is awful and I want to sit down with an industrial sized bag of half-priced Halloween candy and annoy the hell out of you to make myself feel better...and I realized that I'm a teacher at a school with laughably lax ideas about what's appropriate, so guess what. I'm gonna sit her with an industrial sized bag of half-priced Halloween candy--" he held it up, "--and you are going to be Presidential candidates in a debate." He shrugged. "And let's be honest, you're all more qualified than most of the folks currently running. I will ask you a series of questions, and the one with the best answers will get a Reese's cup."
Ooooh. Ahhh.
"Right," Josh said, sitting in one of the desks. "Everything in the news is awful and I want to sit down with an industrial sized bag of half-priced Halloween candy and annoy the hell out of you to make myself feel better...and I realized that I'm a teacher at a school with laughably lax ideas about what's appropriate, so guess what. I'm gonna sit her with an industrial sized bag of half-priced Halloween candy--" he held it up, "--and you are going to be Presidential candidates in a debate." He shrugged. "And let's be honest, you're all more qualified than most of the folks currently running. I will ask you a series of questions, and the one with the best answers will get a Reese's cup."
Ooooh. Ahhh.
Re: Answer the questions!
The Empire, that was who.