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Speech, Tuesday, November 17, 2015 [4th period]

There were three rostrums at the front of the classroom today. Students, be very afraid.

"Right," Josh said, sitting in one of the desks. "Everything in the news is awful and I want to sit down with an industrial sized bag of half-priced Halloween candy and annoy the hell out of you to make myself feel better...and I realized that I'm a teacher at a school with laughably lax ideas about what's appropriate, so guess what. I'm gonna sit her with an industrial sized bag of half-priced Halloween candy--" he held it up, "--and you are going to be Presidential candidates in a debate." He shrugged. "And let's be honest, you're all more qualified than most of the folks currently running. I will ask you a series of questions, and the one with the best answers will get a Reese's cup."

Ooooh. Ahhh.
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[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2015-11-17 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Kathy Li
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Garik Loran
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Anders

Listen to the lecture!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
While standing behind your rostrum.

Answer the questions!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you poor things.

Re: Answer the questions!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?"
gavegoodface: (Face: sauve mofo)

Re: Answer the questions!

[personal profile] gavegoodface 2015-11-17 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
This was not the first time Face had been asked this question. "I'd be a Life Day tree, because who doesn't love a Life Day celebration."

The Empire, that was who.

Re: Answer the questions!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"The person next to you prefers the Space Battle prequels to the originals. Explain why this is exactly like killing puppies."

Re: Answer the questions!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"What five things must be included in a carry-on suitcase?"

Re: Answer the questions!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Name the most annoying attribute of the other two people in this class with you. They don't have to be true."

Re: Answer the questions!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"What food would you choose for your last meal and why?"

Talk to Josh

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Who was working himself into a sugar coma.

OOC

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2015-11-17 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
IDEK.
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