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fandomhigh2015-11-11 12:15 am
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomhigh2015-11-11 12:15 am
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Pony Express: Friendship is Cultural Exchange! Wednesday, period 1
"Hihihi everypony!" Pinkie greeted as the students arrived, running in circles around them like a sheepdog trying to gather a herd together. "No time for lengthy lectures today! Applejack is all set waiting for us on the other side of the portal to have a PIE EATING CONTEST!!!!!!"
Anyone who tried to take that in a dirty way would get blinked at aggressively until they changed the subject.
"C'mon c'mon c'mon let's go those pies aren't gonna stay fresh forever!" Pinkie was going to start pushing students into the portal if they didn't get a move on here. THERE WAS PIE TO EAT, PEOPLE. "We were going to visit Dodge Junction today but then I mentioned that we'd already seen Appleloosa but no swamps at all and Applejack said she had a big delivery going out and it was practically perf --" Pinkie cut off abruptly mid-manic-rant as she stepped through the portal with the last student and nearly walked face first into a flame geyser. "What the HEY?!!!" Pinkie danced in place, spinning to face each new geyser that erupted from the swampy ground all around the small clearing where the portal had let the students out. The portal which had vanished the moment Pinkie's butt cleared the way. "This is the wrong spot!"
Portalocity was going to get a stern talking to from Pinkie when they got back!
"Um, okay." Pinkie turned in place. "Okay, okay. Applejack warned me about this. We just have to get past the fire geysers and then the town is just over the hill. So long as we don't run into --"
"Well now," a voice hissed. "What treat do we have here?" A green snake with large fangs peered out of a bush on the edge of a clearing.
"Well?" a deep growl asked. "Don't leave us in suspense, sister! What is it?"
The snake narrowed her eyes and smirked. "Dinner."
"-- the chimera," Pinkie finished. "Anypony bring along any ricotta?"
Anyone who tried to take that in a dirty way would get blinked at aggressively until they changed the subject.
"C'mon c'mon c'mon let's go those pies aren't gonna stay fresh forever!" Pinkie was going to start pushing students into the portal if they didn't get a move on here. THERE WAS PIE TO EAT, PEOPLE. "We were going to visit Dodge Junction today but then I mentioned that we'd already seen Appleloosa but no swamps at all and Applejack said she had a big delivery going out and it was practically perf --" Pinkie cut off abruptly mid-manic-rant as she stepped through the portal with the last student and nearly walked face first into a flame geyser. "What the HEY?!!!" Pinkie danced in place, spinning to face each new geyser that erupted from the swampy ground all around the small clearing where the portal had let the students out. The portal which had vanished the moment Pinkie's butt cleared the way. "This is the wrong spot!"
Portalocity was going to get a stern talking to from Pinkie when they got back!
"Um, okay." Pinkie turned in place. "Okay, okay. Applejack warned me about this. We just have to get past the fire geysers and then the town is just over the hill. So long as we don't run into --"
"Well now," a voice hissed. "What treat do we have here?" A green snake with large fangs peered out of a bush on the edge of a clearing.
"Well?" a deep growl asked. "Don't leave us in suspense, sister! What is it?"
The snake narrowed her eyes and smirked. "Dinner."
"-- the chimera," Pinkie finished. "Anypony bring along any ricotta?"
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