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Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

Clint was in a better mood today than he'd probably been in weeks, with Kitty being alive and... well, relatively well. While that meant he'd actually be pleasant to talk to in class, running back and forth between Kitty's world and Fandom hadn't left him with a lot of time to plan for this week. So, when everyone showed up for class, he yelled, "Field trip!" and led the students through town to Dite's Decadent Delights.

"So, somewhere in the beginning of our time together I mentioned this place," he said as they stood outside the store. "Now, if you don't want to explore our friendly neighborhood sex shop, you can spend this time at the Perk or JGOB or anywhere else in town you want, and it won't affect your grade. If you do want to check the place out, then let's head inside, and hopefully I can answer any questions you have." As long as no one picked up anything really weird, he'd probably be good for some answers.

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Like you're on a field trip!

Isabela

Nathan Byrn

Ada Miller

Gwen Stacy

April

Eric Bittle

There is at least a small argument for this being educational.

As far as Isabela was concerned this was the best class ever. She made straight for an interesting selection of leather straps she'd noticed last week on her candy spree.

Ada actually wasn't familiar with most of this, so she was exploring with idle curiosity.

"Look, they have playing cards with dirty pictures on them." Isabela knew the way to a girl's heart.

"Where?" Ada was definitely interested. "So, how many decks do we need? One for you, one for me, and one for me to send home..."

One to mark, one to stick up your sleeves..."Over by the fuzzy handcuffs." Which wouldn't even be challenge to pick, really, someone was falling down on the job there. "There's even multiple designs to choose from."

"Any with burlesque dancers? Those will go over good with my cousins," Ada said, darting over and starting to pull packs off the shelf to check out the designs. "You realize we could totally use these as a poker distraction technique, yeah?"

ADA NO.

ADA YES.

"I'd considered the possibility," Isabela replied, grinning broadly. "It's just a question of whether designs on the front or back would work better."

Thanks to her last sex Ed class (and the porn party), Gwen still had a gift certificate to here. But no way in hell was she doing any serious shopping in class, so instead she was picking up complicated things and asking, "Which hole is this supposed to go in?"

Just to see if she could make the boys uncomfortable.

"Well, not the bellybutton," Ada decided, tilting her head to look at Gwen's item of the moment. "Otherwise...isn't the point to be creative?"

"I dunno... In context 'creative' could end in a hospital visit," Gwen said, looking the thing over again.

"The hospital with the naughty nurses, or the actual hospital?" Ada clarified. "--because I can see it going either way."

"Actual hospital. Much to the parient's dismay, probably." Which might be kind of funny.

"Or maybe that's what they like. We shouldn't judge," Ada decided. "We should be supportive of their hospital-bound adventures."

"I feel like we've just created like, a potential double poem situation,"
Gwen said. "Go, us."

"I feel like there's more of a double entendre we should be making," Ada mused, "--but I can't think of it off the top of my head."

"...HEY MR. BARTON! Is there a term for a double porn situation? Is it just tag-teaming?"

ADA.

"He loves us," Gwen decided.

Ada just grinned. "Who wouldn't?"

Maybe every boy in their class, but details.

April was a curious young woman and a big believer in healthy expressions of sexuality, so she was happy to be here, even if a part of her, however small, was feeling an embarrassing urge to giggle as she wandered through the store.

She might or might not be spending a significant amount of the time admiring the corsets, because oooh, pretty.

Mixed up in the corset rack, there was a furry costume that she slowly held up in front of her until she recognized it as some kind of sexy puppy getup.

"...what? Mr. Barton, why?"

The shift in Clint's mood did not go unnoticed by Eric, and while he was wholeheartedly glad about that... he was less glad about the field trip to the sex toy shop. He briefly entertained taking the offered out and heading off to get some baked goods, but then decided that no, he needed to just- man up or whatever and head on in.

Boys, we're mainly looking at you.

Before or after class.

#sorrynotsorry

Edited 2015-11-10 06:20 (UTC)

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