fandomhigh | Detention - Saturday 3/4

Lorelai is a lot of things, but a technological whiz is not one of them, so when students enter the Danger Shop on Saturday, it looks like... the Danger Shop. There were entirely too many buttons for her to figure out how to change it.

The list of names is on the board:

Piper Halliwell
Lilly Kane
Draco Malfoy
Paige Matthews
Peter Parker

"Okay, gang, I don't know what you did to earn detention today, but I'm supposed to keep you busy all day. I planned, what I hope, are some fun activities that will also make you think about whatever it is that landed you here. You may talk quietly with each other while you complete these activites, as long as you are, indeed, working. If you're all behaved and you get everything done, you'll be dismissed at 5 pm ~~EST~~ FHT. If you're not behaved, well, from what I understand, I can keep you here all night."

[ocd up! I'll be on and off throughout the day. I moved last week and still have ~~all~~ some unpacking to do. I also have plans to go out to dinner with my roommate and a couple friends. I also have in game stuff to do with my other characters, so forgive any slow replies. Ping me on AIM (veronicamarsFH) if you need me!]

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"Last activity and then you guys will be free to do whatever it is you kids do on Saturday nights."

Lorelai wheels in a TV/DVD player.

"You're going to watch The Breakfast Club (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breakfast_Club), which is a movie about a bunch of high school students with Saturday detention. After the movie, I want you to write a 100 essay reflecting on whatever it is you did to earn this detention and telling me why you're sorry you did it."

[ooc: yeah, I know none of you earned it, so have fun with this!]

Draco was still amazed by muggle movies. And this movie is one of the best he had seen. He vows one day he will be as cool and badass as Bender.

When he wrote his essay he remembered that he didn't do anything to be here. So he decided to have fun with it and make up an excuse for being here.

I am here in detention today because I got caught streaking through the hallways. I am a very good looking man and I thought the school would benefit from seeing me in all my glory. But I made the mistake of singing Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" at the top of my lungs while I was doing it which led to me being caught. I am sorry that I decided to show the human form the way god intended it in a school. I will choose a more appropriate place to run around naked next time.

I’m here today for being over emotional apparently, which is stupid, because I didn’t even burst into tears in class this time! It’s persecution of the sensitive! It’s not my fault the most amazing man I’ve ever met left this week is it? Am I supposed to act all happy in the knowledge that I may never see him again? That all I have know is his books and then poetry he wrote for me. I am sorry that I feel this way, but there’s nothing I can do about it, so I guess I’m going to be here a lot aren’t I?

Lilly submits the lyrics to Jealous Ass Bitches (http://www.velocity.ecwhost.com/jab.txt) by Three 6 Mafia, carefully re-worded to take out the cussing ~~only not, and instead attached because I'm lazy.~~

"I guess I should apologize for being so awesome, and making other people feel bad by comparison."

Is this exercise tongue-in-cheek? Who knows. Also, how did people find Emilio Estevez attractive? He's so wee.

Peter had an idea of why he was here. He had no clue if it was true, but it might as well be tossed out there.

I have absolutely no idea what I did to earn this detention. I've been well-behaved, attended all of my classes, and have turned in all of my work for all of my classes. I do have a theory, though.

Dean Zordon made the announcement about the five of us having detention. I have journalism with Draco and I'm in Student Council with Lilly, but otherwise I have no connection to anyone here.

From an interview I did for the paper, I know that Dean Zordon has spent time in the past running a team of teenage superheroes, which is why he has his position here in the first place. His life in Fandom features absolutely no vicarious adventure for him. Furthermore, he's stuck in that tube of his with nothing to do.

I'm claiming that I am here because Dean Zordon is bored and misses controlling the lives of teenagers. I have absolutely no evidence to support this, but I also have no other explanation for why I'm in this room right now. It would not surprise me if the other students in the room with me are only guilty of not entertaining the dean as well.

No matter what the explanation, though, whomever it is that threw me in here is a strange individual who clearly needs a hobby to eat up some of his free time.

The Breakfast Club? Best detention ever.

To be honest, I am not really sure why I am here. I am usually on my best behavior. As far as I can tell, seems I'm here for being overbearing, over-emotional, and having an attitude. Okay, the over-emotional part might be true, but overbearing? Simply not true. ~~At least not until I grow up to boss my whitelighter husband around~~. And I do not have an attitude unless someone deserves it. I've never disrupted class for any reason. I've never even blown anything up in class. I am a good ~~witch~~ student! Really. I seriously don't understand why I am here.

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