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Clint Barton ([personal profile] so_hawkward) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-10-06 08:32 am
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Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

When the students arrived to class today, they'd find Clint at the front of the room typing into a tablet.

Hey guys, said an automated computerized voice from the tablet. I am sick and lost my voice so there will not be much of a lecture today. We were supposed to talk about communication, ha ha ha. Yes, Clint thought that was funny, shhh. You cannot have a healthy sexual relationship without communicating with your partner. If they want sex once a week and you want it once a day, things will not work unless you talk. Today, I want you to take a quiz about your interpersonal skills, and then talk to each other about what you will have to do to communicate with your future partners about your needs.

Meanwhile, Clint would be over here with all the hot tea ever, listening to you all like a silent creeper.