Speech, Tuesday, September 22, 2015

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Today we're going to work on our diction," Josh said. "You can have the most amazing speech on paper, but if no one can hear you saying it, it's not going to do a lot of good, right?"

He didn't wait for a response because he was Josh, and let's be real, he very rarely waited for anyone else to talk.

"Everyone stand up. We'll start with easy stuff, then work our way to Gilbert and Sullivan."

Oh, you wish he was kidding.

Comments

S's!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh is slightly sorry about this one:

"Theophilus Thistler, the thistle sifter, in sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb."

Re: S's!

[gavegoodface]

Face repeated his mimicking Josh trick, though this time after he finished the tongue twister he added "...dirty?"

He'd been reading smutty poetry all Sunday, words like 'thrust' and anything that might have a dirty double meaning a stood out.

Re: S's!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"As long as he's not doing it on the subway, sure, whatever he wants," Josh said.