How Not to Kill Yourself with Incantations | Friday, Period 1

[nuclear_snide]

"Right." Bob shook his head. "So apparently a number of you were involved in that whole 'alien abduction' thing last week. I didn't bother with class, so you didn't miss anything."

Because they were probably really concerned about that, right?

"This week, we're moving on from the physical issues involved in incantations and on to the actual act of reading. Sort of." He turned around and wrote a number of words in the air:

valusientles	cianiam	liverieking	chring	writutes
imatutionsolia	builitie	interading	fibegirdly	onalizes
perizes	shrudownsh	dadshight	troperen	ausphes
believate	mutiquenerized	extriatele	chlootogy	batoms
beness	coholdmated	swelized	eldecinez	riante
arizate	emenvilly	boneity	ropoloos	augulatical

"I want you all to read these. Slowly and carefully, all of you together. Pronounce each one as you think it should be."

He waited.

Comments

Re: Talk to the TA!

[not_every_mage]

Anders amused himself during class coming up with rude definitions for the nonsense words.

"Swelized" was his favorite. It referred to the stickiness on skin after pleasant physical exertions.