How Not to Kill Yourself with Incantations | Friday, Period 1

[nuclear_snide]

"Right." Bob shook his head. "So apparently a number of you were involved in that whole 'alien abduction' thing last week. I didn't bother with class, so you didn't miss anything."

Because they were probably really concerned about that, right?

"This week, we're moving on from the physical issues involved in incantations and on to the actual act of reading. Sort of." He turned around and wrote a number of words in the air:

valusientles	cianiam	liverieking	chring	writutes
imatutionsolia	builitie	interading	fibegirdly	onalizes
perizes	shrudownsh	dadshight	troperen	ausphes
believate	mutiquenerized	extriatele	chlootogy	batoms
beness	coholdmated	swelized	eldecinez	riante
arizate	emenvilly	boneity	ropoloos	augulatical

"I want you all to read these. Slowly and carefully, all of you together. Pronounce each one as you think it should be."

He waited.

Comments

Re: Read the words!

[rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com]

... Mabel didn't know if it meant anything at all (and it probably didn't, but she was going to mentally come to the conclusion that it was the word for that feeling people got when they burped and could feel cola bubbles at the back of their nose), but 'fibegirdly' was probably going to be her new favorite word for the foreseeable future.

Or until a new random string of syllables came together that made her giggle as much as saying that one did.