Sneaking 101, Thursday

[smilestopscars]

There was no Atton this week. Just Ezra. Also the Danger Shop was programmed to look like a movie theater. So if your immediate guess was that this week's session would be easy, you were absolutely one hundred percent correct.

"Hey," Ezra said, waving lazily from where he was slouched in a seat near the back. "Atton's not here, so I'm in charge. And that means we're giving the actual sneaking a pass this week. It's just as important to see what other people are doing sometimes, you know?"

He didn't know, really. He was just being lazy.

"So without further hassle, sit down and enjoy our feature presentation of the day."

Comments

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"Maybe I'll go over after class and pretend to be one of them. Hardison is usually there on Thursdays, right?"

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[spin_kick_snap]

"Yup," Kathy said, rolling her eyes. "$20 he isn't there today, though."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"That's a sucker's bet. He made you do radio."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[spin_kick_snap]

"Because I'm not 'scary' enough to keep the squirrels away." Kathy wasn't pouting, it was a trick of the light. "I'm plenty scary. Damn near terrifying. Ask the dealer I took down last night! He'll say!"

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"They once dragged Hardison's boyfriend in to do radio," Raven said. "So I'm thinking 'not scary enough to keep squirrels away' is a skewed measurement."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[spin_kick_snap]

"Okay, that's fair," Kathy admitted. "Though next time he bails on radio, I'm sending them in your direction, just so you know."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"And I'll turn into a cat and hiss at them if they try to wake me up."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[spin_kick_snap]

"Turn into a snake and eat one," Kathy suggested. "Then they'll know to avoid our room forever."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"But then I might get indigestion."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[spin_kick_snap]

"Yeah, but it'll be worth it not to have to worry about getting bothered by squirrels again."

Now who was the scary one?

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"I'll tell you what," Raven offered. "I'll take the squirrel out and then you can eat it."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[spin_kick_snap]

"But I can't turn into a snake!" Kathy protested. "That's a key part in the plan."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"But then I'm still the scarier one."

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[spin_kick_snap]

"I'll be okay letting you keep the title if it means I get out of eating squirrels," Kathy decided.

It wasn't a hard decision.

Re: Watch the Movie (08/06)

[tigerundercover]

"Perhaps we should come up with an alternate plan to terrorizing squirrels," Raven said. "Then neither of us has to eat one."