Conspiracy Theories - Period 2, Wednesday

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"Today we're going to discuss the 'faked' moon landings," Washington informed the class once they were seated. "Because an entire government agency, Russia, and Hollywood could keep that a secret if it were true."

They could not. They so could not.

"The theory has several variations depending on who is to blame for the supposed hoax. Some say just the first landing was fake, but some of the others were real. Some that Stanley Kubrik directed all the ladings on a Disney sound stage at the behest of the government. Which sounds like they just pulled things out of a hat and went with it," he added. "Nearly all the complaints about the landings have been debunked by this point in history, so just think of this one as a quaint bit of stupidity. Besides, everyone knows the real faked landing was on Mars."

Thanks, space marine from the future. Thanks.

"We also have another presentation from the class, this time from Face." And Wash would regret ever allowing this to happen. At least Anders' hadn't been ridiculous like Lottie's.

Comments

Re: Student Presentation - Face

[gavegoodface]

Given how many takes it took for the director to be happy, Face had almost been wishing he'd bled out by the end of it.

"There are good holos there, just not ones where the Empire had to approve the script."

Re: Student Presentation - Face

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It would have been a mercy, that's true.

"I'll keep that in mind."