Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

201--2nd period

Paradoxical Encomium folks. Praise the...whatever.

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301--3rd period

Ok, reciprocity in action. Turnabout is fair play. I've grilled you...now it's your turn. I ply fair...so be nice. Ask away.
WHY do I do this to myself???

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201

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Speechify me.

301

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

[headdesk]

Re: 201

[sensethevisions]

There are dark circles under her eyes, but Phoebe still gives an impassioned speech praising nightmares. If one didn't know what had been going on with Phoebe, they might even believe she meant it.



[[OOC: I actually had planned to write this amusing speech for her, but then I got ill. *wrinkles nose*]]

Re: 201

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel does her speech in the form of a top ten nine eight seven six five four list.

Standing in the front of the classroom, trying desperately not to laugh or get sick (she can't decide which) she said, "George W. Bush deserves praise for the following reasons.

1-Despite the fact that I'm sure he really, really wants to push the big shiny button, he hasn't nuked anyone yet.

2-He has a grasp of the English language that is without equal.

3-He's never met a piece of scrub pine that he couldn't defeat with a chainsaw.

4-Unlike his father, he has not thrown up on any heads of state or other dignitaries.

5-He is incredibily loyal. Witness his contiued loyalty to Donald Rumsfeld. A less loyal man would have fired his useless ass years ago."

Re: 301

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

He's not usually such a masochist, but he's got to... "Why on earth would an adult voluntarily live in a dorm?" He could keep going, but he keeps reminding himself that tomorrow, she's back to being the boss again.

Re: 301

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia raised an eyebrow at her line about playing fair and sat quietly for a few minutes thinking of what she wanted to ask.

"Do you honestly think it fair for teachers to play such obvious favorites in a class that only contains a small number of students and then really expect the students who are treated like crap to actually want to participate?"

Re: 301

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

"Of course it isn't fair to play favorites, Maia. I'd like you to revisit that assumption, though. Challenging a student isn't necessarily indicative of a lack of favoritism. In fact...not teaching actively is kind of an insult, isn't it?"

Re: 301

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

"Because one of the essential needs of a human being is shelter. I have to live somewhere, Shep."

Re: 301

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia looked at her carefully and nodded "Yes it is." She said finally, she didn't have a smart ass answer for C.J. and in fact, as much as she hated to admit it, C.J. was right even though she did favor Shep over everyone else.

Re: 301

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Well, yes, but I mean... they have apartments here in town and... stuff..."

Re: 201

[demonbelthazor]

Bel gives a speech praising bullies. It might seem like familiar territory to him.

Re: 301

[cerulean--eyes.livejournal.com]

Boone decided to ask the Question. No, not that question. The other question.

Re: 201

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe is biting her lip to keep from giggling and decides that Isabel may be her new most favorite person ever.