http://worstofalltime.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-07-01 10:09 am

Conspiracy Theories - Period 2, Wednesday

So, it was raining maple syrup. That was a thing that was happening.

Awesome.

That would be why the teacher was looking a bit sticky and annoyed at the front of the class. You could actually tell he was annoyed because he wasn't wearing his armor for once. Because it was covered in maple syrup.

"Welcome to class." You brave souls who went out in this weather. "You can call me Washington, I'll apparently be your teacher for Conspiracy Theories."

Again. Awesome.

"If anyone has a theory about the weather, I'd love to hear it." He shook his head, making a face at being sticky as he moved. "Tell me your names and what you want to learn here while the rain hopefully dies down before it kills off the local plants and wildlife."

Wash was a giant buzzkillington about these things.
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Lottie Grote
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"I'm Lottie Grote," Lottie said. She'd brought an umbrella, so other than her shoes, she was relatively syrup free. "And clearly the weather is a result of a Canadian plot to conquer the United States, usin their well known love of all things sugary." This was fun! "Or maybe a small child made an ill-considered wish on the paw of a beaver."

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[identity profile] ihuntkillers.livejournal.com 2015-07-01 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Jasper Dent
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-07-01 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well sure," Lottie said. "That's why they're tryin to win the Americans over with syrup rain instead of using force."

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[identity profile] ihuntkillers.livejournal.com 2015-07-01 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Jasper had taken one step out of the yurt this morning before retreating and grabbing an umbrella. He was fortunately clean but his umbrella was never going to be the same.

"Jasper," he said once his turn came around. "I've got nothing specific in mind that I wanna learn. Figured anything would be interesting enough to hold my attention. Better than having to read Hemingway."
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-07-01 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Politeness isn't the same as carefully thinkin things through," Lottie pointed out. "Perhaps it won't last long enough to do that much damage. Perhaps its GENETICALLY MODIFIED syrup that will make us all grow big and green!"
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-07-01 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"To be more efficient workers for the state?" Lottie knew the Canadians weren't actually Communists. Probably.

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[identity profile] ihuntkillers.livejournal.com 2015-07-01 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tin foil's not really in my budget." So no, he wouldn't be making any hats.
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Garik Loran
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"I'm Face," he said. "And I'm here because I'd like to solve the tragic murder of a former child star from my galaxy."

Face, no.
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-07-01 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not that you know of." Yeah, now she was just having fun.
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Kathy Li
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Face the not-so-murdered former child star nodded solemnly. "There's just too many questions about it."

No, no there weren't.

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