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Conspiracy Theories - Period 2, Wednesday

So, it was raining maple syrup. That was a thing that was happening.

Awesome.

That would be why the teacher was looking a bit sticky and annoyed at the front of the class. You could actually tell he was annoyed because he wasn't wearing his armor for once. Because it was covered in maple syrup.

"Welcome to class." You brave souls who went out in this weather. "You can call me Washington, I'll apparently be your teacher for Conspiracy Theories."

Again. Awesome.

"If anyone has a theory about the weather, I'd love to hear it." He shook his head, making a face at being sticky as he moved. "Tell me your names and what you want to learn here while the rain hopefully dies down before it kills off the local plants and wildlife."

Wash was a giant buzzkillington about these things.