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fandomhigh2015-07-01 01:25 am
doubleohblonde) wrote in fandomhigh2015-07-01 01:25 am
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Relax and Recharge 2: Extreme Relaxation, Tuesday Period Two
Bond had his students meet him in the Danger Shop, which was set up to look remarkably like the inside of a cargo plane, with number of a packed parachutes and the relevant safety gear set out, the floor was vibrating as the engine rumbled, and some of them might have felt their ears pop from the air pressure.
"Good morning, and welcome to the second session of Relax and Recharge," he greeted them, raising his voice to be heard over the engine. "We're going to be looking at some of the more counter-intuitive ways to relax this session. Due to the reckless and dangerous nature of these activities, class for the most part will be held in here." Because only Bond got to do these incredibly reckless and dangerous things in real life.
"As is traditional, we'll be starting off slowly this week, with introductions and a static line parachute jump, because flinging oneself off out of planes and hoping you have a soft landing does wonders for the nerves," he said. "Now, the way this is going to work is you'll gear up, then introduce yourselves to the rest of the class while I double-check your gear. Once that's done, you'll be clipped to the line and exit the plane one by one.
"Any questions?"
"Good morning, and welcome to the second session of Relax and Recharge," he greeted them, raising his voice to be heard over the engine. "We're going to be looking at some of the more counter-intuitive ways to relax this session. Due to the reckless and dangerous nature of these activities, class for the most part will be held in here." Because only Bond got to do these incredibly reckless and dangerous things in real life.
"As is traditional, we'll be starting off slowly this week, with introductions and a static line parachute jump, because flinging oneself off out of planes and hoping you have a soft landing does wonders for the nerves," he said. "Now, the way this is going to work is you'll gear up, then introduce yourselves to the rest of the class while I double-check your gear. Once that's done, you'll be clipped to the line and exit the plane one by one.
"Any questions?"
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Of course once she was there, it suddenly dawned on Ringo that having an unobtrusive conversation might not be the easiest thing to do if you had to talk loud enough to be heard over the thrumming of the plane's engines.
Maybe she should have thought this out a little better.
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Unless...
She wondered if she knew sign language?
"Hi," Daphne said in what she hoped was loud enough for the other girl to hear.
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Which, well, Daphne probably already knew.