The Art of BS, Thursday, April 9, 2015

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"One of the toughest tasks when BSing in a group is to make sure everyone has an equally strong poker face and the ability to improvise," Josh said. "So today we're going to practice. I'm going to ask you a question and you're going to provide an excuse, everyone adding something, until it becomes implausible or someone ruins it by laughing or looking guilty.

"Soooo," he said, turning and glaring at the nearest student, "why did you eat the very last box of Girl Scout cookies?"

Taking Josh's Samoas was srs bsns, apparently.

Comments

Re: BS!

[tigerundercover]

"And a pack of gremlins already ate the last of the Easter candy," Raven said. "There was nothing else available."

Re: BS!

[gavegoodface]

"Not to mention that girl scout cookies have been scientifically proven to be a highly effective source of nutrients," Face added.

You don't know what it took for him to not add 'Especially when made from real girl scouts'.

Re: BS!

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"The investigation into the little girl scientists who conducted those studies were halted abruptly when investigators disappeared suddenly," Johnny said, really hoping somebody would continue with cannibalism.