The Art of BS, Thursday, March 19, 2015, 4th period

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"First of all, thanks to Kathy for taking over class last week while I was being very busy and important," Josh said. "In possibly related news, Representative Aaron Schock of the great state of Illinois, resigned from Congress on Tuesday. Now one of the great sources of BS of all time is a resignation press release, especially if criminal charges might be pending. Let's take a look at Schock's and try to break it down into real English, all right?"

Was Josh looking a little gleeful about this?

You bet your ass he was.

Comments

Talk to Josh or Kathy

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If you'd like!

Re: Talk to Josh or Kathy

[spin_kick_snap]

Kathy wasn't even making a pretense of reading the press release. Her eyes were steady on the clock, counting down the minutes until she could run back to her room.

Ugh, why was she even wasting her time here? She had her future to focus on!

...Through the medium of a magic mirror, yes.