Pinkie Pie (
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fandomhigh2015-03-11 12:21 am
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Friendship is Cakes!!, Wednesday, period 3
Pinkie was back, this week. You could tell even as you walked down the hall towards the class, she was talking so loud. ". . . And then the Crystal ponies needed to fight off the evil pony and Princess Cadence and Shining Armor and Spike the baby dragon were all in the castle, and Princess Cadence had to go ZWOOOOSH! and fly down! And Shining Armor THREW her like a glider so she'd go fast enough and POW they beat the evil shadow pony and --"
Someone should probably stop her. She could keep going.
"Pinkie. Focus," Derek cut in, looking like he had the worst headache building. "Class."
"Oh, the Crystal ponies are TOTALLY classy," Pinkie started, then blinked. "Ohhhhhhh. You mean class."
Derek sighed like the mature adult he was. Deep down.
"Friendship and cakes, remember?"
Like most of their classes.
"Yes! And your Sane Patrick Day thing!" Pinkie confirmed. "Hihihi, everypony! Sorry I wasn't here last week, but CRAZY STUFF was happening back home in Equestria, and I was a liiiittle delayed in getting back."
"Because of crystal ponies." Yep. "We're making St. Patrick's Day cakes. If you don't know what that is... green. Lots of green. Shamrocks too."
HOW VERY DESCRIPTIVE, DEREK.
"And teeny weenie humans with big beards! Whatsits, leopard-cons!" Pinkie had done her research, yo. ". . . When's crazy Patrick's day?"
"...soon?" Derek was no good at this.
"That day must be all about red," Pinkie decided. "And feathers." It made sense in Pinkie land. "Anywho, we've got lots of cakes and pretty sprinkles and gold dust and clovers!" Those were actual clovers. Pinkie had been snacking on them earlier.
So much dramatic sighing over here.
"Don't eat the clovers, kids."
Someone should probably stop her. She could keep going.
"Pinkie. Focus," Derek cut in, looking like he had the worst headache building. "Class."
"Oh, the Crystal ponies are TOTALLY classy," Pinkie started, then blinked. "Ohhhhhhh. You mean class."
Derek sighed like the mature adult he was. Deep down.
"Friendship and cakes, remember?"
Like most of their classes.
"Yes! And your Sane Patrick Day thing!" Pinkie confirmed. "Hihihi, everypony! Sorry I wasn't here last week, but CRAZY STUFF was happening back home in Equestria, and I was a liiiittle delayed in getting back."
"Because of crystal ponies." Yep. "We're making St. Patrick's Day cakes. If you don't know what that is... green. Lots of green. Shamrocks too."
HOW VERY DESCRIPTIVE, DEREK.
"And teeny weenie humans with big beards! Whatsits, leopard-cons!" Pinkie had done her research, yo. ". . . When's crazy Patrick's day?"
"...soon?" Derek was no good at this.
"That day must be all about red," Pinkie decided. "And feathers." It made sense in Pinkie land. "Anywho, we've got lots of cakes and pretty sprinkles and gold dust and clovers!" Those were actual clovers. Pinkie had been snacking on them earlier.
So much dramatic sighing over here.
"Don't eat the clovers, kids."

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