http://iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-01-24 11:55 am
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Library, Saturday

Once again, the library seemed to be behaving itself for Elsa when she came in for her shift, though she couldn't help but notice that all of the books for her to return today had the came caption on them; The Movie Novelization.

There was a Space Battles novel adaptation of the movies, and one for Death In A Fence, and another one featuring a leather-clad biker skeleton with his head on fire on the cover. Elsa was starting to get suspicious when she put away a few of the yellow For Dummies books that were claiming to be novelizations. She was only a little twitchy when a cookbook claimed to be the same. But she was determined to get throu-

"I know the Barry Plodder novels came before the movies!"

Look, Elsa had a low tolerance for absolute nonsense. She was drawing the line, here.

[Open!]

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Eh. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke," Barry said with a good natured shrug before putting the pizza on the main library desk. "I didn't think you'd mind but I brought lunch. So what are the books doing today?"

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"This place is fucking nuts," Barry responded with a shake of his head. "It's bad enough that the fucking etiquette books bug the crap out of me. How can they even do this? And how can a How-To book be a movie novelization? Is there really a movie on how to build a fucking bookcase?"

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Just as long as Pat the Bunny wasn't directed by Michael Bay," Barry grumped. "He could probably make it two hours long with a bunny using a machine gun to save the world. I still don't understand how these books can move around on their own and everything. Drives me nut."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Barry let out a long groan. "Yeah. It's thrown weirder shit at us. Like fucking flying eels. Doesn't mean I don't just accept it being quirky and fucking weird," he admitted grudgingly. "Still can't find a fucking reason for eels to develop or use zero gravity units."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't get me started with that," Barry warned. "Or all of lunch will be me swearing my head off about fucking eels. I'd rather has something else to think about."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Veggie pizza with organic crust," Barry answered knowing exactly what that amused smile meant. "You don't want to know what the special was at the pizza place. Hey... did you know Anna came to the warehouse the other day? She was pretty pissed off when she found out you and I were dating."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I set her straight a little bit," Barry said with a little smile. "She seems to be pretty protective of you even though you're from another universe and timeline. She threatened to punch me out if I ever hurt you. Pretty sure she'd do it too"

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-25 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Honestly? I thnk it will be good for you," Barry said with a little hesitation. "I know it's scary for you but I think having her here will help you back home. She's trying not to crowd you here and it's hard for her too. In the end I think both of you will gain a little more understanding and develop ways on how to deal with each other without shutting the other one out or causing the other one to run away."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-26 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Anytime you break out of what you know you're going to take the chance of falling on your face," Barry said sympathetically. "But as long as you keep taking a step outside of your room and trying to do the right thing, you can't make anything worse than it already is. Anna is going through a transition coming here and eventually she'll find a way to accept you and what's happened. I just wish she wasn't so fucking stubborn about this Hans guy."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-26 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can I ask you a question? Why can't you fucking tell her what happened?" Barry asked. "She'd probably understand better if you told her about it. It was an accident. She'd understand, don't you think?"

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-27 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Barry let out a heavy sigh. Figures she would ask the one question Barry couldn't fucking answer.

Fucking magic.

"I have no fucking clue," Barry said frowning. Mostly because he hated saying he didn't know the answer. "Maybe the trolls would know? Shit. I don't know. I'd never thought I'd have to ask a fucking troll anything."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-27 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Next time you go home I could take a look around," Barry offered helpfully. "You don't have to do this alone, you know."

Re: Talk to Elsa!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2015-01-27 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well. Fuck. I guess?" Barry said with a little sigh. "I don't know. It's all magic but asking questions about what could happen I could probably handle. I won't understand the logic probably and it'll bug the shit out of me but fuck it. Got to start someplace, right?"