http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ (![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomhigh2015-01-15 02:17 pm
professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2015-01-15 02:17 pm
Entry tags:
The Art of BS, Thursday, January 15, 2015, 4th period
"Well, you might have noticed by now that every thing you say is true, which totally sucks in a class about bullshitting," Josh said with a pout. "It's like the island was out to get me today or something. I'm feeling pretty paranoid."
Thanks for sharing, Josh.
"So this'll be an experimental class. Today, instead of bullshitting out loud, I want you to help us write a pamphlet about Fandom that would pass muster at the most boring college in a mundane world with a completely unimaginative admission reviewer. I want you to take the name of one of your other classes and make it sound, you know, not insane, and instead make it sound like a class any jerk in Indiana, the world's most cursed state, would also take." Josh shrugged. "Bonus points if you can make Pinkie Pie seem normal. And....go."
Thanks for sharing, Josh.
"So this'll be an experimental class. Today, instead of bullshitting out loud, I want you to help us write a pamphlet about Fandom that would pass muster at the most boring college in a mundane world with a completely unimaginative admission reviewer. I want you to take the name of one of your other classes and make it sound, you know, not insane, and instead make it sound like a class any jerk in Indiana, the world's most cursed state, would also take." Josh shrugged. "Bonus points if you can make Pinkie Pie seem normal. And....go."
Re: Exercise! Can you write bullshit today?
Finally, he reached over and painstakingly wrote his own name at the top of the paper.
Then he sat back.
He didn't want to ask the professor how you spelled 'Creative'. Or 'Problem'. This exercise... was going to take him a while, and would be notable largely for its large amount of spelling errors and terrible handwriting.