American History: Lies Your Other Teachers Told You

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Hey," Josh said. "Hope you're all unpossessed or whatever. Last week was weird."

He took a sip of his coffee.

"Anyway. Finals. Today you have a series of multiple choice followed by an essay, so...a lot like the SATs, which most of you probably aren't taking because you're all from weird other dimensions where college doesn't matter or something."

Josh had grown a little jaded.

"Anyway, happy holidays!" He gestured around at the candles. "Enjoy the ambience?"

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Re: Talk to Josh

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Definitely apply to Stanford," Josh said, Ivy League snob that he was. "I can make this school sound elite and not weird and you're way too smart not to aim that high."

Re: Talk to Josh

[spin_kick_snap]

Kathy blushed, pleased as punch at the praise. "Oh, I'm not that--" She checked herself. "I mean, thank you. It's something I work very hard at."

Just like not discounting herself and her abilities anymore.

"I don't know which of us will have the harder job. Me, getting into Stanford or you, making this place sound less crazy than it really is."

Re: Talk to Josh

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Me," Josh said promptly. "We have candles and inexplicable Snuggies."

Re: Talk to Josh

[spin_kick_snap]

"But those probably don't need to be mentioned in my letter of recommendation," Kathy pointed out. "And if they do, I am picturing the college application process very wrong."

Re: Talk to Josh

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it'll just be a way for me to talk about you thinking quickly and adapting to sudden changes," Josh said. "I was in politics for decades. The college admissions team is unprepared for my level of bullshitting ability."