How to be a hired gun/merc - Monday, Period 3

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It was the last class today and Jayne was looking forward to getting out of this wacky place as soon as possible. The ghost thing last week was just weird. Really weird. Weirder than River weird.

However the school office had sent him a note stating that traditionally the last week of school was reserved for exams and that it might be a good idea for him to do that.

"Right. So. Final exams and then I never have to see you again," Jayne said with slapping his hands together once in excitement. "I'm sure you gāo zhuàng guìbīn quǎn yǔ nǎi yuán¹ would like to get this over with as well. So answer the damn questions and get the hell out."

Clearly he felt a lot of love for you kids.

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¹ Pasty poodles with mange.

Comments

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Showing how you feel about having one last class with Jayne.

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[tigerundercover]

Raven Darkholme

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[myownface]

Sparkle

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[giveherahand]

Mara Jade

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[doesnotkneel]

Edward Kenway

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[gavegoodface]

The Face

Lecture?

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Not so much.

Re: Lecture?

[gavegoodface]

The Face had gotten caught in the snow on the way to class, and now he wasn't quite sure what he was doing here. There were plenty more ways for someone as smart and talented as him to be spending his time that didn't involve uncouth sapients who barely deserved the term.

Exam Question #1

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Who is best way to negotiate?
A. Shoot
B. Punch
C. Talk

Re: Exam Question #1

[tigerundercover]

C. (You know what "negotiate" actually means, right?)

Re: Exam Question #1

[myownface]

C. - Though A is probably more convincing and I'm way more inclined to go with B. Meh.

Re: Exam Question #1

[giveherahand]

C, but being prepared for A&B...

Re: Exam Question #1

[gavegoodface]

D. Through my agent.

Exam Question #2

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Why should you do when the alliance law shown up?
A. Shoot
B. Punch
C. Run
D. Lie

Re: Exam Question #2

[tigerundercover]

D. This is true of most situations.

Re: Exam Question #2

[myownface]

C! C! C! C! C! C! And then D when that doesn't work out.

Re: Exam Question #2

[giveherahand]

I am the law. C., possibly while A and Bing...

Re: Exam Question #2

[gavegoodface]

E. Call my lawyer.

Exam Question #3

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Ten percent of nothing is still ______.
A. Nothing
B. Something
C. Still nothing
D. Charity

Re: Exam Question #3

[tigerundercover]

Is this a trick question?

Re: Exam Question #3

[myownface]

D. Yeah. Basically.

Re: Exam Question #3

[giveherahand]

A and C.

Re: Exam Question #3

[gavegoodface]

E. What you get if you sign up for net points.

Exam Question #4

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The best way to secure your loot is:
1. Hide it
2. Bury it
3. Eat it.

Re: Exam Question #4

[tigerundercover]

4. Use it to buy real estate and other valuables that aren't immediately recognizable as "loot".

Re: Exam Question #4

[myownface]

1. And hey, numbers!

Re: Exam Question #4

[giveherahand]

4. Invest it offplanet using another name. DON'T EAT NON-FOOD.

Re: Exam Question #4

[gavegoodface]

4. Investing in holo-production for gross points.

Exam Queston #5

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Which of the following steps apply when handing your firearm to another person?
A. Make sure that the action is open and visually check the chamber and magazine before touching the firearm.
B. Grasp the firearm in both hands keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction.
C. Wait for other person to let you know they have control of the firearm and then PROVE the firearm is safe.
D. Never give away your firearm you dumb 肉类包装袋

Re: Exam Queston #5

[tigerundercover]

D. And I'm horrified that I might actually agree with you on something.

Re: Exam Queston #5

[myownface]

D. I mean. Like. Seriously. And what's that Chinese mean anyway?

Re: Exam Queston #5

[giveherahand]

Um. D. It's MY firearm.

Re: Exam Queston #5

[gavegoodface]

E. Talk them into giving me their firearms.

The TA

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Who is no doubt ready to be done with this class

Talk to Jayne

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

And it's beyond doubt that Jayne is ready to leave this island.

OOC:

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

The end! Thank you for putting up with my class and the issues I have with Adam Baldwin.

Re: OOC:

[tigerundercover]

*pats* You managed to make it fun, anyway!

Re: OOC:

[myownface]

Pffft, you rock so much more than that, dude.

Also, you kept the gnome tradition alive. :D