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How to be a hired gun/merc - Monday, Period 3

It was the last class today and Jayne was looking forward to getting out of this wacky place as soon as possible. The ghost thing last week was just weird. Really weird. Weirder than River weird.

However the school office had sent him a note stating that traditionally the last week of school was reserved for exams and that it might be a good idea for him to do that.

"Right. So. Final exams and then I never have to see you again," Jayne said with slapping his hands together once in excitement. "I'm sure you gāo zhuàng guìbīn quǎn yǔ nǎi yuán1 would like to get this over with as well. So answer the damn questions and get the hell out."

Clearly he felt a lot of love for you kids.

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1 Pasty poodles with mange.
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[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Showing how you feel about having one last class with Jayne.

Lecture?

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Not so much.

Exam Question #1

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Who is best way to negotiate?
A. Shoot
B. Punch
C. Talk

Exam Question #2

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why should you do when the alliance law shown up?
A. Shoot
B. Punch
C. Run
D. Lie

Exam Question #3

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten percent of nothing is still ______.
A. Nothing
B. Something
C. Still nothing
D. Charity

Exam Question #4

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The best way to secure your loot is:
1. Hide it
2. Bury it
3. Eat it.

Exam Queston #5

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Which of the following steps apply when handing your firearm to another person?
A. Make sure that the action is open and visually check the chamber and magazine before touching the firearm.
B. Grasp the firearm in both hands keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction.
C. Wait for other person to let you know they have control of the firearm and then PROVE the firearm is safe.
D. Never give away your firearm you dumb 肉类包装袋

The TA

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Who is no doubt ready to be done with this class

Talk to Jayne

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's beyond doubt that Jayne is ready to leave this island.

OOC:

[identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com 2014-12-08 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The end! Thank you for putting up with my class and the issues I have with Adam Baldwin.
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[personal profile] tigerundercover 2014-12-08 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Raven Darkholme
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Re: Exam Question #1

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2014-12-08 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
C. (You know what "negotiate" actually means, right?)
tigerundercover: (blonde - curious)

Re: Exam Question #2

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2014-12-08 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
D. This is true of most situations.
tigerundercover: (blonde - aloof)

Re: Exam Question #3

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2014-12-08 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this a trick question?
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Re: Exam Question #4

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2014-12-08 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
4. Use it to buy real estate and other valuables that aren't immediately recognizable as "loot".
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Re: Exam Queston #5

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2014-12-08 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
D. And I'm horrified that I might actually agree with you on something.
tigerundercover: (shapeshift - gnome)

Re: OOC:

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2014-12-08 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*pats* You managed to make it fun, anyway!
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[personal profile] myownface 2014-12-08 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sparkle
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Re: Exam Question #1

[personal profile] myownface 2014-12-08 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
C. - Though A is probably more convincing and I'm way more inclined to go with B. Meh.
myownface: (Ah.)

Re: Exam Question #2

[personal profile] myownface 2014-12-08 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
C! C! C! C! C! C! And then D when that doesn't work out.
myownface: (BoredBoredBored)

Re: Exam Question #3

[personal profile] myownface 2014-12-08 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
D. Yeah. Basically.
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Re: Exam Question #4

[personal profile] myownface 2014-12-08 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
1. And hey, numbers!
myownface: (Hmmm...)

Re: Exam Queston #5

[personal profile] myownface 2014-12-08 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
D. I mean. Like. Seriously. And what's that Chinese mean anyway?
myownface: (AU - Mr. Sparkle)

Re: OOC:

[personal profile] myownface 2014-12-08 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Pffft, you rock so much more than that, dude.

Also, you kept the gnome tradition alive. :D
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2014-12-08 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Mara Jade
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Re: Exam Question #1

[personal profile] giveherahand 2014-12-08 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
C, but being prepared for A&B...
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Re: Exam Question #2

[personal profile] giveherahand 2014-12-08 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the law. C., possibly while A and Bing...
giveherahand: (neu: dubious listening)

Re: Exam Question #3

[personal profile] giveherahand 2014-12-08 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
A and C.
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Re: Exam Question #4

[personal profile] giveherahand 2014-12-08 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
4. Invest it offplanet using another name. DON'T EAT NON-FOOD.
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Re: Exam Queston #5

[personal profile] giveherahand 2014-12-08 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. D. It's MY firearm.
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2014-12-08 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward Kenway
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[personal profile] gavegoodface 2014-12-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
The Face
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Re: Lecture?

[personal profile] gavegoodface 2014-12-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
The Face had gotten caught in the snow on the way to class, and now he wasn't quite sure what he was doing here. There were plenty more ways for someone as smart and talented as him to be spending his time that didn't involve uncouth sapients who barely deserved the term.
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Re: Exam Question #1

[personal profile] gavegoodface 2014-12-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
D. Through my agent.
gavegoodface: (Face: so cool)

Re: Exam Question #2

[personal profile] gavegoodface 2014-12-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
E. Call my lawyer.
gavegoodface: (Face: so cool)

Re: Exam Question #3

[personal profile] gavegoodface 2014-12-09 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
E. What you get if you sign up for net points.
gavegoodface: (Face: so cool)

Re: Exam Question #4

[personal profile] gavegoodface 2014-12-09 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
4. Investing in holo-production for gross points.
gavegoodface: (Face: so cool)

Re: Exam Queston #5

[personal profile] gavegoodface 2014-12-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
E. Talk them into giving me their firearms.
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