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fandomhigh2014-12-03 11:04 am
talentforlying) wrote in fandomhigh2014-12-03 11:04 am
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Fandom High Library, Wednesday
"Look, I get you're trying to be as helpful as you can manage, given your brains are made from paper. But you need to quit harassing the kids, yeah?"
Yes, John was addressing the library-at-large. Yes, he looked like a madman. No, he didn't much care.
"Etiquette, stop being shit. Horror - no. Aviation, just 'cause the little bird is a soft-touch doesn't mean she should be patching you lot up for being dumbshites and listening to Time-Life. No one should listen to Time-Life. Hell, Time-Life shouldn't listen to Time-Life."
"You're books, not possessed demon tomes. Bloody well act like it."
It was... the most librarian-y John had managed to be all year? Don't get used to it.
[OOC: Open! Library is available today for hauntings & ghostings, if you're willing to brave the magus who will not hesitate to throw salt in your face.]
Yes, John was addressing the library-at-large. Yes, he looked like a madman. No, he didn't much care.
"Etiquette, stop being shit. Horror - no. Aviation, just 'cause the little bird is a soft-touch doesn't mean she should be patching you lot up for being dumbshites and listening to Time-Life. No one should listen to Time-Life. Hell, Time-Life shouldn't listen to Time-Life."
"You're books, not possessed demon tomes. Bloody well act like it."
It was... the most librarian-y John had managed to be all year? Don't get used to it.
[OOC: Open! Library is available today for hauntings & ghostings, if you're willing to brave the magus who will not hesitate to throw salt in your face.]
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