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How to Totally Be a Spy, For Real (We Mean It) [Friday, Period 1]

Class was certainly in for a treat today. And by "treat," of course, we mean "another life-scarring experience."

The classroom appeared to be empty, at first glance, until you noticed the lumpy pile in the corner of the room. The pile was under a few blankets, but there was a random foot or elbow sticking out here and there. Logic would dictate the two people underneath were presumably your teachers, and that the squeaky noises were Pam, sleep-farting.

Just pretend they're fully clothed under that blanket so you don't have to think about the possibility that they aren't.

Near the desk is a TV with a VCR -- no, really, and where did they find a VCR, in the year 2007? There's even a movie playing. Is it for you guys? Is it for them? Do they even realize that today is Friday?

(Spoiler alert: They don't. It was Tuesday last time they checked.)