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fandomhigh2014-10-30 09:15 am
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomhigh2014-10-30 09:15 am
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The Art of Baking with Friends, Thursday
Was that a squirrel up front to teach class today? Hahaha, don't be silly! It was Pinkie! You could tell by the fact that it was really very obviously a pink, slightly anthropomorphic pony wearing squirrel-shaped hooded coveralls with a little black nose and buck teeth.
She would absolutely refuse to acknowledge being anything other than a squirrel today, though. Pinkie got very into her costumes.
Derek was… wearing his usual outfit. Look, he was a werewolf. He didn't need to dress up for Halloween!
"We're making cupcakes," Derek said quickly. In case Pinkie was pretending to actually be a squirrel too.
Pinkie madly scribbled making cupcakes in a reporter's notebook she held in one hoof, the pen in her mouth. What? This was what squirrels did in Fandom! Well, that and drink rum, but Pinkie was ethical enough of a teacher not to do that in front of the kids. "We've got lots of spooky stuff to decorate with," she said around her pen. She flipped back through her notes and started reading: "Skulls and spiders and ghostses and tombstones and apples and devil horns and bat wings and sprinkles! Spooooooookyyyyyyyyyy sprinkles." She flipped her notebook shut with a thoughtful look. "I seem to be all out of glitter, though."
Damn you, Homecoming.
"Oh no. What will we do." Derek was not a helpful teacher here.
"Duhhh," Pinkie said. "Make up for it by being in costume." And she hopped up behind him and jammed a cheerful hat with a pair of cat ears on it onto his head. "I brought one for you just in case!"
She was the best co-teacher ever.
Derek sighed, looking up at the ceiling like he was praying for patience. While, you know, not moving to take the ears off. Because Pinkie would find something worse if he did.
Darn tootin'.
"So grab some frosting and get spookifying!" Pinkie said. "And happy hollerweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie!" One of these days she'd learn to pronounce that properly. Or not. Probably not.
She would absolutely refuse to acknowledge being anything other than a squirrel today, though. Pinkie got very into her costumes.
Derek was… wearing his usual outfit. Look, he was a werewolf. He didn't need to dress up for Halloween!
"We're making cupcakes," Derek said quickly. In case Pinkie was pretending to actually be a squirrel too.
Pinkie madly scribbled making cupcakes in a reporter's notebook she held in one hoof, the pen in her mouth. What? This was what squirrels did in Fandom! Well, that and drink rum, but Pinkie was ethical enough of a teacher not to do that in front of the kids. "We've got lots of spooky stuff to decorate with," she said around her pen. She flipped back through her notes and started reading: "Skulls and spiders and ghostses and tombstones and apples and devil horns and bat wings and sprinkles! Spooooooookyyyyyyyyyy sprinkles." She flipped her notebook shut with a thoughtful look. "I seem to be all out of glitter, though."
Damn you, Homecoming.
"Oh no. What will we do." Derek was not a helpful teacher here.
"Duhhh," Pinkie said. "Make up for it by being in costume." And she hopped up behind him and jammed a cheerful hat with a pair of cat ears on it onto his head. "I brought one for you just in case!"
She was the best co-teacher ever.
Derek sighed, looking up at the ceiling like he was praying for patience. While, you know, not moving to take the ears off. Because Pinkie would find something worse if he did.
Darn tootin'.
"So grab some frosting and get spookifying!" Pinkie said. "And happy hollerweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie!" One of these days she'd learn to pronounce that properly. Or not. Probably not.
Re: Decorate!
Shhh, he might forget and need to be reminded about it later.