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fandomhigh2014-10-02 11:42 am
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomhigh2014-10-02 11:42 am
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The Art of Baking with Friends, Thursday
Pinkie had suction cups strapped (somehow) to all four of her hooves, today. The purpose of this was abundantly clear from the moment the students entered the class -- she was, after all, using them to walk on the ceiling.
The purpose of that . . . not so much clear, no.
"Hi everypony!" she called, pulling one hoof off the ceiling with a POP to wave to the students. "Welcome back!"
"Before you go on vacation," Derek added, not looking up at the Spider-Pony. Nope. Not happening. "Don't show up here next week. We won't be here."
"Nopenopenope!" Pinkie agreed. "I'll be heading back to Equestria for a bit to visit with my friends. They couldn't come this weekend because they're all very busy with all the other fun things they do but at least my bestest sister friend could come. Didja guys see her poetry? She's so prolific!"
And that would be Derek's eyebrow twitching. Because he had heard the poetry. Oh, he had. "Pineapple upside down cakes," he ground out. "We're making them today."
Denial was totally gonna make this class work.
"So grab some piney-apples and start baking!" Pinkie cheered, attempting to hop excitedly. What with her hooves being strapped to suction cups stuck to the ceiling, this mostly resulted in her stretching her legs out and snapping back into shape like they were rubber bands. She frowned at her hooves, then started popping along the ceiling with a look of great concentration on her face. "I'll be watching you!"
Yep. Ceiling-Pony will be watching you, kids. You're welcome.
The purpose of that . . . not so much clear, no.
"Hi everypony!" she called, pulling one hoof off the ceiling with a POP to wave to the students. "Welcome back!"
"Before you go on vacation," Derek added, not looking up at the Spider-Pony. Nope. Not happening. "Don't show up here next week. We won't be here."
"Nopenopenope!" Pinkie agreed. "I'll be heading back to Equestria for a bit to visit with my friends. They couldn't come this weekend because they're all very busy with all the other fun things they do but at least my bestest sister friend could come. Didja guys see her poetry? She's so prolific!"
And that would be Derek's eyebrow twitching. Because he had heard the poetry. Oh, he had. "Pineapple upside down cakes," he ground out. "We're making them today."
Denial was totally gonna make this class work.
"So grab some piney-apples and start baking!" Pinkie cheered, attempting to hop excitedly. What with her hooves being strapped to suction cups stuck to the ceiling, this mostly resulted in her stretching her legs out and snapping back into shape like they were rubber bands. She frowned at her hooves, then started popping along the ceiling with a look of great concentration on her face. "I'll be watching you!"
Yep. Ceiling-Pony will be watching you, kids. You're welcome.
Make a cake!
Re: Make a cake!
There was no possible way the suction cups could support a pony that size. Maybe her mass was not the same as a standard pony? What if horse hair fell off of her into the cake mix? What if she fell from the ceiling into the cake mix? What if she fell from the ceiling and sprayed cake batter all over Barry? What if it sprayed all over Dereck?
Why did it seem more likely it would spray over Derek instead of Barry?
These things always bugged him about Fandom.
He then shrugged and focused on making the cake.
Re: Make a cake!