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fandomhigh2014-09-12 01:01 pm
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How To Totally Be a Spy, For Real (We Mean It), Friday
Today, class was not meeting in the Danger Shop. Class was meeting in a regular, normal classroom, and only the slightly saner half of the teaching staff even showed up.
"Cheryl's in the preserve," Pam announced, looking fairly grumpy about it. "She got, like, really high, like I mean really high, even for her?, and then she decided at like one AM that she was a tree, and she stripped naked and ran out into the preserve and is screaming something about her leaves peeling off."
This was very appropriate to be sharing with the class, obviously.
"So poof, there goes my plan for class," she added. "I had a really neat idea worked out and, like, there was a super-interactive activity and you guys would have loved it. But I'd totally need her help to do it, so we can't do what we were gonna do, and it's all Cheryl's fault. Remember that."
Pam had totally been stoned, you guys, and had forgotten to write class, too. She had figured they could make something up early Friday morning the way they usually did, except for that bit where Friday morning came and Cheryl was still out in the preserve screaming about lumberjacks stealing her leaves. Thanks a lot, Cheryl.
"So anywhooooooooo," she drawled. "To make up for that, I got you guys a movie. I was gonna get some Bund, but they only had that mid-80s shit with the really boring guy, and fuck that guy. He looks like someone's dad trying to score. So instead I went for Assignment: Improbable with the short Scientologist weirdo who might be gay."
Completely class-relevant stuff, you guys.
Pam put the VHS into the VCR -- and incidentally, where the hell did she find either, in 2014? Some mysteries were better left unsolved -- only to discover it wasn't the right tape after all.
"Orrrrrr I guess we're watching this shit," Pam said. "Whatever. Like you kids care. At least you don't have class this week, right?"
"Cheryl's in the preserve," Pam announced, looking fairly grumpy about it. "She got, like, really high, like I mean really high, even for her?, and then she decided at like one AM that she was a tree, and she stripped naked and ran out into the preserve and is screaming something about her leaves peeling off."
This was very appropriate to be sharing with the class, obviously.
"So poof, there goes my plan for class," she added. "I had a really neat idea worked out and, like, there was a super-interactive activity and you guys would have loved it. But I'd totally need her help to do it, so we can't do what we were gonna do, and it's all Cheryl's fault. Remember that."
Pam had totally been stoned, you guys, and had forgotten to write class, too. She had figured they could make something up early Friday morning the way they usually did, except for that bit where Friday morning came and Cheryl was still out in the preserve screaming about lumberjacks stealing her leaves. Thanks a lot, Cheryl.
"So anywhooooooooo," she drawled. "To make up for that, I got you guys a movie. I was gonna get some Bund, but they only had that mid-80s shit with the really boring guy, and fuck that guy. He looks like someone's dad trying to score. So instead I went for Assignment: Improbable with the short Scientologist weirdo who might be gay."
Completely class-relevant stuff, you guys.
Pam put the VHS into the VCR -- and incidentally, where the hell did she find either, in 2014? Some mysteries were better left unsolved -- only to discover it wasn't the right tape after all.
"Orrrrrr I guess we're watching this shit," Pam said. "Whatever. Like you kids care. At least you don't have class this week, right?"
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who has no active non-Tobyface-iconsListen to the Part Where Pam Talks About Cheryl Being High And Then Introduces the Movie
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The movie sucked though. Two minutes into and Barry had pulled out his tablet to see if he could find a copy of Fandom Chicken online to watch again.
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He looked around. "Anyone want to go on a scavenger hunt for the other teacher?"
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