How to be a Hired Gun

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Jayne had recieved another round of memos from the office this week, once again filled with helpful suggestions for his class. One suggestion was that instead of scenarios where they were shot at the first week that introductions be made instead.

So Jayne sent out a wave to everyone to meet at the shooting range this week and to bring their favorite weapon.

"You all were... Adequate at not getting shot last week. Except for the kid who was taking pictures of himself and rescuing the turtle. You ain't right in the head."

Which only began to describe Loki.

"I was told that shooting at ya was not 'appropriate' and that introductions should be made. Fine."

He pulled up a very large rifle to display to the entire class.

"This is Vera. Got it off a man who tried to kill me with it. Now show me yours and tell me about your weapon of choice."

We'll at least you don't have to talk about yourself this week kids.

Comments

Re: Introductions

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

"I didn't shoot anything. Bad guys did," Jayne said wagging his finger. "And your evasive maneuvers was to leave the class."

Re: Introductions

[tigerundercover]

"Was not," Raven said. "And even if they were, wouldn't that be pretty evasive?"

Re: Introductions

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Jayne opened his mouth to argue and then realized her argument was better than his.

"I've got my eye on you!" he declared after pausing a moment or two to think of a response.

Re: Introductions

[tigerundercover]

Raven smirked. "I'll keep that in mind."

Maybe she'd show up to class one day as him. See how his brain exploded.

How'd that be for 'evasive'.