How to be a Hired Gun

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Jayne had recieved another round of memos from the office this week, once again filled with helpful suggestions for his class. One suggestion was that instead of scenarios where they were shot at the first week that introductions be made instead.

So Jayne sent out a wave to everyone to meet at the shooting range this week and to bring their favorite weapon.

"You all were... Adequate at not getting shot last week. Except for the kid who was taking pictures of himself and rescuing the turtle. You ain't right in the head."

Which only began to describe Loki.

"I was told that shooting at ya was not 'appropriate' and that introductions should be made. Fine."

He pulled up a very large rifle to display to the entire class.

"This is Vera. Got it off a man who tried to kill me with it. Now show me yours and tell me about your weapon of choice."

We'll at least you don't have to talk about yourself this week kids.

Comments

Re: Introductions

[gavegoodface]

"This," Face gestured to his face. "is the Face."

He mightn't have been taking this class entirely seriously, but considering how much damage Imperial propaganda had used it for was the closest thing he had to a weapon on him...because who brought a gun to class, Jayne? Who?

Re: Introductions

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Jayne took a long look at Face's face.

"And it can kill people?"

Well River could kill people with her mind. It was a valid question.

In Jayne's head anyway.

Re: Introductions

[gavegoodface]

"Yes." Metaphorically, at least.

Re: Introductions

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

"How? By looking at people funny?"

Re: Introductions

[gavegoodface]

Because he was just that pretty. "It's classified."

Re: Introductions

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

"Not very classified if you told me what it already was," Jayne grunted out.

Re: Introductions

[gavegoodface]

"It's the how that's need to know, not the what," Face said. "Otherwise I'd have to wear a bag over my head."

And then the galaxy would be deprived of his pretty, pretty face.

Re: Introductions

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

"Well then all I have to do is not look at your face," Jayne said simply. "Problem solved."

He shook his head. All these kids were weird.