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Pinkie was scribbling notes on the board when the students came in for class, today. It was a list of rules. New students might be surprised to see a pink pony writing on a chalkboard. Old students might, too, actually, seeing as Pinkie didn't have fingers. She had some fine manual (hoofual?) dexterity despite all that, though.

It was sort of the mystery for the ages, kids.

"Welcome to class," Derek said, keeping an eye on the rules more than the students. In case she tried to slip something in there. "My name is Derek and this is--"

"AND I'M PINKIE PIE!" Pinkie cried a beat too late.

The list of rules on the board so far were:
Glitter is not for eating (except in this class!)
Earthworms are not baking ingredients (unless that's your thing)
Allergies are not imaginary (please let us know if your throat is closing up)
Derek is for tickling (he's going to yell at me now)

"I am not for--" Derek took a deep breath to calm himself. "Ignore half of what she says. Other than the allergies."

Pinkie beamed. "It's the first week, and you know what that means?"

Did it mean a party? Pinkie thought most things meant "party". Her cannon is probably loaded up with glitter as we speak.

"It doesn't mean a party," Derek said quickly. But the glitter canon was already loaded and armed. There was no escaping this one.

"INTRODUCTION PARTY!" Pinkie declared, and fired off a cannon shot full of glitter upon the room. Edible glitter. It's made of sugar, kids. It'll wash off. ~~OR YOU CAN LICK IT OFF YOUR FRIENDS.~~

Aren't you glad you're in this class? Aren't you?

Derek sighed, just letting the glitter fall. "Name, class, favorite baked thing," he ground out.

"Also," Pinkie said, unrepentant. "We have cookies."

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GLITTERY!

Nathan Byrn

Barry Ween

Rapunzel

Isaac Lahey

Joker Moreau

Kira Yukimura

Covered in glitter!

"Nathan Byrn and I'm -- " Covered in glitter. A new experience for him! " -- a junior, I think. I don't really get the leveling here. And I like to bake bread."

"I don't really get it, either," Pinkie said. "Humans are so silly! What's your favorite kind of bread? Wheat bread? Banana bread? Zucchini bread? Potato bread? Gingerbread?"

She could go on like this for awhile. It was probably best to just answer her.

"Sourdough," Nathan said after thinking about it. "It's really good with soups and stews."

"I'm Barry. Senior. And I'm a fan of blueberry muffins made with organic flour and other organic ingredients," said after coughing out some glitter.

"Oh neat!" Pinkie said. "What's organic mean?"

"In general it means that there's no chemicals or pesticides used in processing the ingredients or the food itself," Barry explained.

He was tempted to say ingredients treated with the organs of you enemies but that would have been cruel.

"I'm Rapunzel!" And so happy about the glitter, yes. "And this is Pascal, still, and hi again! And I'm a junior, and -- and I like making pie the best because there's so much variety! But I like all kinds of baked things. Most baked things, really."

Most things, honestly.

"Hi Rapunzel! Hi Pascal!" Pinkie waved excitedly. "Pies are the absolute best!"

She may be slightly biased.

Joker very carefully brushed all of the glitter off of his desk and into his palm while other people were talking. Was he a neat freak? No, not really.

"I'mmmmmm... JOKERRRR!!!" he exclaimed, throwing the glitter back into the air with a flourish. "And this is Rocket." Yes, he'd brought his pet rock from last class. Deal with it. "And omigosh I'm so excited because parties! And you guys are the best!"

He wasn't making fun of them; he was just honestly having a good time.

Pinkie squealed gleefully in response. "You brought your rock friend!" she cheered.

He was her favorite student.

"How could I NOT?! If I left him home, he'd be sad!"

"He would! You're such a considerate rock daddy."

"Um. I'm Kira, I'm a sophomore, and I like cupcakes?" she said. So much glitter, wow.

Pinkie gasped, as though this were some startling revelation. "Really really?" she asked. "Me too!"

It might be easier to ask Pinkie what she didn't like.

They're delicious and moddable.

Despite being covered in glitter, Nathan was definitely going to have a cookie or two. He just hoped he didn't end up ingesting glitter when it got on the cookies.

Barry skipped the cookies but settled in to listen to other people talk and whatever Pinkie Pie mischief that might occur.

You might get more glitter on you. Seriously.

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