How to be a Hired Gun - Monday Period Three

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Somebody at the school office had thoughtfully provided Jayne with a list of activities that he should never do with students. They had also used small words so he could easily understand them. He decided that he was going to break at least one of those rules so today he chose to smoke a cigar

Consider yourself lucky kids.

When the students entered the danger shop, they'd no doubt notice that there were multiple people on horses wearing some odd cowboy costumes in a prairie type setting.

"Right. I'm Jayne. This class is how to be a hired gun slash mercenary," Jayne announced as he took a puff from his cigar. "And the most important thing about being a hired gun is to not get shot. So. These guys are going to shoot at you and I'm going to see how fast you can run and hide."

Jayne wasn't much for complicated lectures. Or activities.

Run kids!

Comments

Re: Activity

[giveherahand]

Who used bullets any more?!

...er, Mara meant "Eek, eek, I'm being shot at!"

Being pretty tiny, she found something to hide behind and pretend like she was afraid of being hit. Mostly she looked annoyed.

Re: Activity

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Hey now! Bullets were awesome!

"Good use of terrain!" Jayne called out as he lit up another cigar.

Re: Activity

[giveherahand]

"Thank you!" Mara called back, looking for something to trip one of the people on horseback.

Hiding was all very well, but having your own weapon was much, much better.