Customer Service and You [Wednesday, July 9, 2014]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Welcome back, minions," Josh said, leaning back against the linoleum counter of the fast food hamburger joint they were standing in. "Today you're going to work a lunch rush without killing anyone!" He led them through a demonstration of how the cash register worked, made sure they all had hats and hairnets on, then smiled and turned on the simulation.

Three dozen hungry simulated people came rushing through the doors.

Oh, you lucky things.

Comments

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[notamascot]

Kaylin was looking her most fierce. Josh had said no killing, but perhaps a small amount of maiming?

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"I want an egg sandwich."

It's after 10:30, Josh. Too damn bad.

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[notamascot]

"No," Mercy said bluntly. "You're too late."

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"But I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER," Josh bellowed. "I WANT MY SANDWICH."

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[notamascot]

Kaylin had stared down Leontine roars before, this was nothing.

"There aren't any. Pay for something else."

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"But I want eggs," Josh replied.

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[notamascot]

Kaylin gave him a Look. "Then go somewhere else. This place doesn't have them now."