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Customer Service and You [Wednesday, July 9, 2014]

"Welcome back, minions," Josh said, leaning back against the linoleum counter of the fast food hamburger joint they were standing in. "Today you're going to work a lunch rush without killing anyone!" He led them through a demonstration of how the cash register worked, made sure they all had hats and hairnets on, then smiled and turned on the simulation.

Three dozen hungry simulated people came rushing through the doors.

Oh, you lucky things.
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[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?

Learn how the cash register works

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
There's pictures on it, just in case you forget.

Customer Service, yay!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
With the annoying customers Josh will send your way. Guaranteed that at least one will whine about how the breakfast service is over.

Talk to Josh

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
If you'd like.

OOC

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
I miss McDonald's. Sigh.
flickofthewrist: (lone star song)

Re: Sign in [5/9]

[personal profile] flickofthewrist 2014-07-09 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Flick
flickofthewrist: (loud as hope)

Re: Learn how the cash register works

[personal profile] flickofthewrist 2014-07-09 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Flick had stolen from cash registers enough in his life to know basically how one worked. He still punched a few buttons just to make sure it was as easy as it looked.
flickofthewrist: (jason loves kentucky)

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] flickofthewrist 2014-07-09 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Flick was in a somewhat better mood than last week so maybe he'd handle this better this go round. Only time would tell.
notamascot: (Don't Wanna)

Re: Sign in [5/9]

[personal profile] notamascot 2014-07-09 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaylin Neya
notamascot: (What?)

Re: Learn how the cash register works

[personal profile] notamascot 2014-07-09 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thing there were pictures because Kaylin and reading weren't particularly friends. Especially with words she wasn't so familiar with.
notamascot: (Kaylin)

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] notamascot 2014-07-09 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaylin was looking her most fierce. Josh had said no killing, but perhaps a small amount of maiming?

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Josh said, coming up to Flick's register. "I'm Paleo. What's good to eat here?"

Nothing, Josh. The answer is nothing.

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"I want an egg sandwich."

It's after 10:30, Josh. Too damn bad.
notamascot: (Default)

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] notamascot 2014-07-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," Mercy said bluntly. "You're too late."

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER," Josh bellowed. "I WANT MY SANDWICH."
flickofthewrist: (expecting to fly)

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] flickofthewrist 2014-07-09 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's Paleo?" Flick asked, frowning. "Sorry, I just don't want to tell you something wrong."

See! He was nice.

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's a healthy new diet," Josh said, "based on eating what our ancestors did. No dairy, very few grains, no salt, lean proteins."
notamascot: (Don't Wanna)

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] notamascot 2014-07-09 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaylin had stared down Leontine roars before, this was nothing.

"There aren't any. Pay for something else."
flickofthewrist: (cowboy)

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] flickofthewrist 2014-07-09 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh." Flick blinked. "And you want that at McDonalds? If so, I think I can find you some water. That should fit your description."

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-10 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
"But I'm hungry," Josh whined.

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2014-07-10 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
"But I want eggs," Josh replied.
flickofthewrist: (apple of my eye)

Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] flickofthewrist 2014-07-10 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you want a hamburger bun?" Flick tried. "That might work."
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Re: Customer Service, yay!

[personal profile] notamascot 2014-07-11 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Kaylin gave him a Look. "Then go somewhere else. This place doesn't have them now."
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