Anakin Skywalker (
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fandomhigh2014-05-29 01:09 pm
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Try Not to Die [Thursday, May 29, 2014]
If you thought Anakin was going to apologize for his behavior last week, you must be very, very new here, because...no.
Not going to happen.
"Today we're going to Bothawui," Anakin told the class, pulling up a holographic projection of the planet. "It's home to an intelligent sentient species called the Bothans--" another holo projection--, "who are known throughout the galaxy for their political abilities and code slicing skills. Bothawui is home to 2.5 billion beings--99 percent of them Bothan, so you will stand out. It has standard gravity, a breathable atmosphere and a temperate climate." He clapped his hands together. "As usual, you have two tasks to complete. I'll see you at the checkpoint."
Not going to happen.
"Today we're going to Bothawui," Anakin told the class, pulling up a holographic projection of the planet. "It's home to an intelligent sentient species called the Bothans--" another holo projection--, "who are known throughout the galaxy for their political abilities and code slicing skills. Bothawui is home to 2.5 billion beings--99 percent of them Bothan, so you will stand out. It has standard gravity, a breathable atmosphere and a temperate climate." He clapped his hands together. "As usual, you have two tasks to complete. I'll see you at the checkpoint."

Detour: Sell It or Smell It
The catch: most Bothans are allergic to polpians.
In Smell It, you travel to the atrium of the Combined Clans Center Building, where you will be pruning the borscii vines, kafvris vines, and short trees that decorate the floors. There's a lot of walking and the Bothan gardeners are notoriously picky about how they want things to look.
Re: Detour: Sell It or Smell It
"Who wants to buy these fucking things?"
He's not a very good salesman
Re: Detour: Sell It or Smell It
Re: Detour: Sell It or Smell It
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Re: Detour: Sell It or Smell It
He had the gift of gab - he'd sold enormous amounts of goods for his father and he could just about talk a cat into taking a swim.
It barely took him five minutes. Odd as the locals were, they were still people, after a fashion.