Try Not to Die [Thursday, May 22, 2014]

[sith_happened]

Anakin was in a black, black mood today, students, so...sorry about that.

"You're going to Tatooine today," he began without preamble. "I'm going to wait here because there aren't enough credits in the multiverse to make me step back on that desolate rock masquerading as a planet again."

Sounds like a great place for a class, doesn't it?

"Tatooine is hot as hell and half as inviting," he continued. "There are two suns blazing overhead and so if you don't wear the ponchos I've provided you have no one but yourself to blame when you come back with a raging sunburn."

He pointed to the portal. "Now go away."

Comments

Re: Detour: Rocket or Rock It

[justwantedfriends]

Kira was feeling super nervous today, but she went for the podracing anyway, since the sim wouldn't kill her... probably. She figured it would be good practice for Driver's Ed, but that was before she started dying horribly. Every death was a little different though, so she figured she should at least get points for that.