Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhigh2014-05-22 12:06 pm
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Try Not to Die [Thursday, May 22, 2014]
Anakin was in a black, black mood today, students, so...sorry about that.
"You're going to Tatooine today," he began without preamble. "I'm going to wait here because there aren't enough credits in the multiverse to make me step back on that desolate rock masquerading as a planet again."
Sounds like a great place for a class, doesn't it?
"Tatooine is hot as hell and half as inviting," he continued. "There are two suns blazing overhead and so if you don't wear the ponchos I've provided you have no one but yourself to blame when you come back with a raging sunburn."
He pointed to the portal. "Now go away."
"You're going to Tatooine today," he began without preamble. "I'm going to wait here because there aren't enough credits in the multiverse to make me step back on that desolate rock masquerading as a planet again."
Sounds like a great place for a class, doesn't it?
"Tatooine is hot as hell and half as inviting," he continued. "There are two suns blazing overhead and so if you don't wear the ponchos I've provided you have no one but yourself to blame when you come back with a raging sunburn."
He pointed to the portal. "Now go away."

Listen to the briefing [5/21]
Re: Listen to the briefing [5/21]
Mostly because their newest destination sounded terrible and it gave her something to do rather than dwell on the fact that the teacher was in a terrible mood today. That boded awfully for them.
Re: Listen to the briefing [5/21]