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fandomhigh2014-05-15 10:49 am
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Basic Cookery, Period One
It really was a good thing the school had the Danger Shop, since it seemed to be a popular choice for today's classes.
"It occurs to me," Thor said, "that there are some of you with no experience with these devices at all. Now, I cannot tell you how they do what they do= my own understanding is simply that they harness a force that allows them to cook food at a much quicker rate than most other available methods here on Midgard." Did Asgard have microwaves? Maybe. Probably. But Thor never needed to know much about how they worked beyond the fact that they did.
"So, with apologies to those of you who are familiar with them, I thought we would spend today practicing how to heat up already-prepared meals."
Once again, each student had a microwave. They also had a variety of frozen dinners of various sizes, and different kinds of leftovers packed in tupperware containers.
"The ones in the boxes- 'frozen dinners'- come with instructions regarding timing, so if you're unsure of how to operate the microwave machine, I would suggest starting with these. If you are ready for more of a challenge, try the left-over portions from previous meals. These come with no instructions, and require you to use your best judgement. The best method is typically to heat these up in short intervals, taking it out in between to stir or otherwise check on your progress."
"It occurs to me," Thor said, "that there are some of you with no experience with these devices at all. Now, I cannot tell you how they do what they do= my own understanding is simply that they harness a force that allows them to cook food at a much quicker rate than most other available methods here on Midgard." Did Asgard have microwaves? Maybe. Probably. But Thor never needed to know much about how they worked beyond the fact that they did.
"So, with apologies to those of you who are familiar with them, I thought we would spend today practicing how to heat up already-prepared meals."
Once again, each student had a microwave. They also had a variety of frozen dinners of various sizes, and different kinds of leftovers packed in tupperware containers.
"The ones in the boxes- 'frozen dinners'- come with instructions regarding timing, so if you're unsure of how to operate the microwave machine, I would suggest starting with these. If you are ready for more of a challenge, try the left-over portions from previous meals. These come with no instructions, and require you to use your best judgement. The best method is typically to heat these up in short intervals, taking it out in between to stir or otherwise check on your progress."

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