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fandomhigh2014-05-15 01:31 pm
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2014-05-15 01:31 pm
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Try Not to Die [Thursday, May 15, 2014]
"Hello everyone," Anakin said, sipping from his cup of coffee, "today we're going to a slightly more challenging world than Coruscant was."
Aren't you excited, class? Be excited!
"This one is called Kashyyyk--with three y's--and it is the homeworld of a species called Wookiees--with two o's and two e's. They look like this," he said, flipping up a holographic image on the wall of Portalocity's lobby, "and adults are normally at least 2 meters tall and 125 kilograms. They are also fiercely intelligent as well as terrifyingly efficient warriors. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee, especially if you value your limbs not being ripped off and used to beat you unconscious with."
Thank you, Anakin.
"The planet has four continents, and they are all covered with forests made up of kilometer-tall wryoshr trees--" another holo, "--that you will get to climb so I hope none of you have height problems. The climate is hot and humid, but the gravity is standard. Like last week, you will race each other to complete two tasks before reporting back to me not missing any limbs or having fallen out of a tree and several kilometers to the surface of this planet where you will certainly have been eaten." He smiled. "May the Force be with you. You may begin."
Don't all go charging through the portal at once now, class...
Aren't you excited, class? Be excited!
"This one is called Kashyyyk--with three y's--and it is the homeworld of a species called Wookiees--with two o's and two e's. They look like this," he said, flipping up a holographic image on the wall of Portalocity's lobby, "and adults are normally at least 2 meters tall and 125 kilograms. They are also fiercely intelligent as well as terrifyingly efficient warriors. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee, especially if you value your limbs not being ripped off and used to beat you unconscious with."
Thank you, Anakin.
"The planet has four continents, and they are all covered with forests made up of kilometer-tall wryoshr trees--" another holo, "--that you will get to climb so I hope none of you have height problems. The climate is hot and humid, but the gravity is standard. Like last week, you will race each other to complete two tasks before reporting back to me not missing any limbs or having fallen out of a tree and several kilometers to the surface of this planet where you will certainly have been eaten." He smiled. "May the Force be with you. You may begin."
Don't all go charging through the portal at once now, class...
Re: Detour: Fix It or Mix It
Though several of them thought she was amusing.
Then one of them cut their arm badly on something and before she knew it she was standing over him healing it. It was strange and she'd never healed something like one of them before and after Tuesday morning it took a bit more out of her than she'd expected.
When she finally managed to pick herself up off the floor, the head mechanic helped her finish whatever the heck they were working on, then waved her on her way.