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Reno of the Turks ([personal profile] raspberryturk) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-05-13 09:28 pm
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The Day After Doomsday: Getting By In a Post-Apocalyptic World, Wednesday, Period 4

When the students stepped into the Danger Shop for Reno's class today, they'd find themselves stepping into the lobby of the dormitory all over again, with a few pointed differences. There seemed to be a barricade built against the boarded-up windows, consisting of a good deal of the furniture that had clearly been dragged down from the floors above them. The power to the simulated building had been cut off completely, which meant that they were sitting in near-absolute darkness, because naturally Reno was going to be an ass and set this scenario for the dead of night.

There were cans of food lined up against one wall. There were weapons, what looked to be the entire contents of both the weapons locker and sharpened, weaponized versions of the practise fare from the Salle, laid out against the other. A sign hastily scribbled down on a piece of paper pointed deeper into the building, directing any possible injured to a first-aid station in the rec room.

Reno was sitting in the middle of the floor, grinning up at the students as they came in, legs splayed out in front of him and his elbows on his knees, Danger Shop supplied stun baton in one hand.

"Trust me," he said coolly, nodding back to the doors that closed themselves and instantly fell behind another barricade the moment the last of the students stepped in, "you don't wanna go back out there. This ain't your everyday Fandom invasion, where somethin' shows up, tapdances nasty around us all for a week, an' then gets sent packin'. This is the real friggin' deal, yo. This is your doomsday scenario, where there ain't no cure for bein' dead. Where if you get bit and infected and turn into one of them, you ain't snappin' out of it. Where the weapon that blew up the school took half of you with it, and you don't got time for so much as a head count to figure out who's left."

He leaned back, the cool metal of his baton scraping against the floor of the lobby, playing an eerie harmony to the sounds from outside, which alternated from complete silence to screams to gunfire, to the sound of something not remotely human calling out into the dark, answered by what had to be a hundred more just like it, all converging in on one point: The Dorms.

"I ain't gonna pretend there ain't heroes among you, I ain't gonna sit here and point at you one by one to tell you the likelihood of comin' back alive, either. If you're one of them who's gonna run out there, then there ain't nobody who'll be able to keep you inside. And that'll cost the island one of its first big advantages early on. Because once you guys are dead, what are the people who ain't fighters gonna do?"

And then, all at once in a flash of speed that was jarringly unnatural, Reno was on his feet, baton on his shoulder, and he was prowling back and forth in front of the students.

"What the enemy out there is don't matter in this scenario. What's out there is the predator, that thing that goes bump in the night, that sees you as prey or pest, but whatever the case is, it don't want us here, and it's lettin' us know with extreme prejudice. This is the Danger Shop, so if you go out them doors here, you'll just be steppin' out into the school again. This lesson ain't about fightin'. This is about stayin' alive. Look around. Take in what's been set up, here. Let it sink in that there isn't a single resource in this lobby that'll last even a severely reduced dorm population more'n a few weeks at best. And then, try an' figure out what the hell you're gonna do about it."

[Open! Go nuts!]
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Skeptical)

Re: Plan Ahead!

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2014-05-14 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fertilizer that can grow enough food for all of us in days?" Forgive her skepticism, Barry, but...she was skeptical. "Assuming that we even have enough plants and seeds for nutrition anyway."

She hadn't seen the rooftop garden yet, so she wasn't putting any bets on that.

"We need something like 5 pounds of food a day per person, and that includes meats, grains, and dairy. So unless you can also rig up farm animals, I think staying here just means a slow death. We should find somewhere else we can stay."

Re: Plan Ahead!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-05-14 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seriously?" Barry said looking incredulous. "I just built a solar power generator out of a fucking refrigerator and you're doubting me?
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Pointing: Don't Even Think About It)

Re: Plan Ahead!

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2014-05-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your ability to genetically engineer fifty pounds of food a day that also manages to satisfy our every nutritional need and taste like chocolate without access to a proper lab?" Kathy asked, just as incredulous. "You bet your butt I do! I'm not saying you're not, like, the smartest guy I've probably ever met with what you just did, but there are limits."

Re: Plan Ahead!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-05-14 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"When I was ten years old I created a food replicator that made grits," Barry replied snarkily. "How many cures for famine have you made before you were eleven? I can make a lab. I can make almost anything given enough time. Hell, if I can make accelerated beans and quinoa we won't need another source of protein. Making it taste like chocolate? That's not a fucking priority in my book."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Ain't Nobody Got Time For This)

Re: Plan Ahead!

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2014-05-14 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Kathy flung her hands up in the air. "That part was sarcasm and you know it," she said. "But did you hear what you just said? You can make almost anything given enough time. Do you know how much time we have here? Because I don't!"

She wasn't going to yell. Nope, she wasn't going to yell. Yelling never made anything better and just made the other person feel small.

Okay, so, feeling small was probably not one of Barry's problems, but still. They could discuss this calmly and rationally. "There's nothing wrong with wanting to go somewhere a little safer and better equipped," she said in an even tone. "If for no other reason than so you don't have to create everything from scratch. Less time you have to spend on basics, the more time you can devote to coming up with a solution to this whole mess."

Re: Plan Ahead!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-05-14 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"According to our illustrious teacher it sounds like going somewhere else is suicide," Barry commented. "Class isn't even over and I've solved three different problems. Give me a day and I can solve two dozen more and make this bunker secure. Or you can gab away and distract me all to fuck and make this even worse."
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Glare)

Re: Plan Ahead!

[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2014-05-14 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Our illustrious teacher would probably rather we didn't take his word for anything," Kathy ground out. "Especially since this is supposed to be a class where were learn to think about how to prepare for the end of the world and we won't always have a brilliant scientist that we can sit at his feet in awe while he rescues us with amazing feats of technology."

With that, she spun on her heel and stalked off, giving Barry enough time and space and silence to come up with an eggplant that grew to be thirty pounds and also washed the dishes.

Re: Plan Ahead!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-05-14 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do we get graded on dramatic exits?!" Barry shouted back. "Because that's really fucking productive in preparing for the end of the fucking world too!"