Advanced Film Criticism, Monday, Period 1

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"Welcome to the best workshop you're going to have this summer," James said from his spot in the front of the Danger Shop. The thing looked like a movie theater, as you might expect. One of those fancy theaters with the reclining leather seats and 1.5 times too many cup holders. "We're gonna watch bad movies and you're gonna enjoy them because we can easily go from good-bad movies to bad-bad movies. Popcorn and drinks are free, but they're also not real, so there's no point trying to eat it. It won't fill you up."

"You," James said, pointing at someone randomly, "say your name really fast and what your favorite Nicolas Cage movie is. If you don't have one, run one lap around the room, then sit down. That'll teach you."

"For the record, I'm Professor Sanders, my favorite Cage movie is meta for Con Air, and *PEW* I just ran a lap anyway. Now hurry up so I can forget who you are and we can watch Con Air."

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Re: Watch the Movie

[flickofthewrist]

Five minutes into the movie and Flick knew it was going to be painful to keep watching but if it saved him from doing actual work? Well, he'd take the pain.