BWI Airport Portalocity Lounge, Saturday Morning

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

There was a crackle of energy before reality split and portal opened up into the Portalocity Lounge. A few seconds later a figure popped through the portal wearing what appeared to be an environmental suit attached to an air supply hose going back into the portal. He then pulled out a tablet device and took some readings before stripping off the environmental suit revealing the teenager known as Barry Ween.

"Okay, Jeremy. I'm here and the atmosphere is breathable. Send the rest of my shit through," Barry said into his comm headset. "No. Just push it into the portal and pull back the suit. Jesus Christ! How fucking hard is it to push it through numb-nuts? Just fucking push it!"

Three suitcases and a large crate appeared through the portal. "About fucking time. Okay, now press the button to close the portal. Which one? The big fucking button that has a label on it that says 'PRESS THIS FUCKING BUTTON AND NOTHING ELSE.' Are you fucking kidding me? No. No. No! Just fucking forget it! Don't touch anything I'll shut it down remotely."

A couple of taps on his pad and the portal disappeared with a "plip." "All right it's done. Don't touch any of my fucking stuff while I'm gone, Jeremy. You hear me? All right. I'll check in with you later."

Barry looked up at the glittery sign bearing the name 'Fandom High' and grunted before going back to his tablet and taking further readings; muttering to himself occasionally when he found something of interest.

[Woo! Newbie Shuttle!]

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Re: Wait for the Shuttle

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Barry looked up at Edward and realized he wasn't there a minute before.

And judging by his clothes...

"You looking for Fandom High?" Barry asked, "Or a Jerry Bruckheimer movie?"

Re: Wait for the Shuttle

[doesnotkneel]

Edward nearly fell forward in his stupor. He blinked, snapping up to full attention. "What?" he said intelligently. "Speak up, man."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Clearly movie jokes were not going to work here.

"You look like a man in need of coffee," Barry commented and then repeated. "Are you here for Fandom High? Because this is the place for it."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle

[doesnotkneel]

Fandom High? The words slurred together a bit to Edward's mind, but he parsed that a great deal of these people were going there, and perhaps there was some kind of beverage served. "Ah, sure," he said, wih the ragged tone of a man not sure whether to be jovial or resume sleep. "Might as well, as I'm here already, I suppose. Thank you, mate."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Sure, thing dude," Barry said looking at Edward carefully. "Man, do you even know where you are?"