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fandomhigh2014-05-02 03:33 pm
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BWI Airport Portalocity Lounge, Saturday Morning
There was a crackle of energy before reality split and portal opened up into the Portalocity Lounge. A few seconds later a figure popped through the portal wearing what appeared to be an environmental suit attached to an air supply hose going back into the portal. He then pulled out a tablet device and took some readings before stripping off the environmental suit revealing the teenager known as Barry Ween.
"Okay, Jeremy. I'm here and the atmosphere is breathable. Send the rest of my shit through," Barry said into his comm headset. "No. Just push it into the portal and pull back the suit. Jesus Christ! How fucking hard is it to push it through numb-nuts? Just fucking push it!"
Three suitcases and a large crate appeared through the portal. "About fucking time. Okay, now press the button to close the portal. Which one? The big fucking button that has a label on it that says 'PRESS THIS FUCKING BUTTON AND NOTHING ELSE.' Are you fucking kidding me? No. No. No! Just fucking forget it! Don't touch anything I'll shut it down remotely."
A couple of taps on his pad and the portal disappeared with a "plip." "All right it's done. Don't touch any of my fucking stuff while I'm gone, Jeremy. You hear me? All right. I'll check in with you later."
Barry looked up at the glittery sign bearing the name 'Fandom High' and grunted before going back to his tablet and taking further readings; muttering to himself occasionally when he found something of interest.
[Woo! Newbie Shuttle!]
"Okay, Jeremy. I'm here and the atmosphere is breathable. Send the rest of my shit through," Barry said into his comm headset. "No. Just push it into the portal and pull back the suit. Jesus Christ! How fucking hard is it to push it through numb-nuts? Just fucking push it!"
Three suitcases and a large crate appeared through the portal. "About fucking time. Okay, now press the button to close the portal. Which one? The big fucking button that has a label on it that says 'PRESS THIS FUCKING BUTTON AND NOTHING ELSE.' Are you fucking kidding me? No. No. No! Just fucking forget it! Don't touch anything I'll shut it down remotely."
A couple of taps on his pad and the portal disappeared with a "plip." "All right it's done. Don't touch any of my fucking stuff while I'm gone, Jeremy. You hear me? All right. I'll check in with you later."
Barry looked up at the glittery sign bearing the name 'Fandom High' and grunted before going back to his tablet and taking further readings; muttering to himself occasionally when he found something of interest.
[Woo! Newbie Shuttle!]

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It was probably obvious which option she'd chosen. She was holding all her hair to her chest, Pascal on her shoulder when she arrived, but as she took in her surroundings, she carefully dropped her hair to let it pool at her feet.
"Where am I?" she asked aloud, mostly to herself.
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At the last part he looked up and blinked.
"Okay, that's some serious hair."
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Well, of course he had. She'd known people would look at it. Even she knew that wasn't normal.
"Thanks," she said, too-casually. "Um...I don't know what anything you said means. I mean, I know what you mean about my hair, but what's a Baltimore...whatsit?"
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She had the feeling she may have taken a wrong turn. Possibly.
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"That's an airplane. We fly around in those and they land here which is an airport," he said trying to be patient as he tried to calculate the average speed of brushing one's hair with the amount of hair that Rapunzel would have to brush it times the amount of conditioner used...
Oh wait, he was having a conversation.
"I'm guessing you don't have those where you come from. I'm Barry Ween and this is the stop for students and teachers going to Fandom High."
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She tried to recover, once she realized it wasn't going to hurt her, and turned back to Barry. "Um. Um. Um...I'm -- my name's Rapunzel. It's nice to meet you, Barry."
So much for using an alias. And so much for recovering from her little shock, since she was also staring around the room in barely-concealed abject terror now.
Pascal chose this moment to peek out from under her hair on her shoulder, where he'd been blended into the mix of blonde and pink and purple, and peered around with a mildly interested coo.
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"Don't freak out," Barry tried to say nicely. "Those things hardly crash anyway. Where exactly are you from anyway?"
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She'd finally noticed one of the planes taking off outside. Oops.
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She looked over at the boy (another one -- also hopefully without pointy teeth?) who had spoken, and replied, "That's a lot of...black."
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She seemed pretty clean for a factionless.
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Like "airport," for example. Next up, "electricity" and "telephone," maybe!
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She smelled a lot better than the factionless he'd run into going back and forth from school.
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Sure, Rapunzel.
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That was an alarming thought.
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Now that was an even more horrifying thought.
"I mean it looks fine on you, I guess, if really not something you could keep if your were a Hawk, but it would be bad for me."
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And hawks didn't have hair, but she was going to hold off on saying that bit for a moment, since she was sure she'd just end up looking stupid.
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Kaylin blushed a little. "Sorry. I guess when you asked if it was supposed to be someone else's... I didn't mean you looked sick or anything. It looks... really healthy. And pretty.
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Seriously. Rapunzel envied all of the girls here, and their not-seventy-feet of hair.
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"Um... thank you."
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"You're welcome," Rapunzel replied cheerfully, looking around. "So...are you here on purpose? Or do you know why you're here, at least?"
Maybe there were more like her!
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