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Zoe Winchester ([personal profile] bigdamnprincipal) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-04-26 12:56 pm
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Fandom High Graduation Ceremony, Class of 2014, Early Saturday Evening [Part 2]

As the last new graduate sat down with their diploma, the plants around the stage began quietly rustling.

Mega-Gro - the new company that had been hired to take care of the grounds - had guaranteed that their landscaping would be the brightest, and more importantly the biggest, that anyone had ever seen, and they were not mistaken in their claim. Out of the flowers, the creatures that had been living in the foliage began to grow, and the ceramic gnomes that had been scattered throughout the plants as decorations began to grow too. Then, after not too long, they began to blink, and move.

Somewhere, Tiny was either doing a fist-pump of righteousness, or having a heart attack.

There wasn't much time before the gnomes grew to human size, and began moving towards each other to group up. True to Fandom graduation protocols, an invisible, impenetrable dome came down to separate the graduates from the rest of the audience, as giant crickets, toads, slugs, ladybugs, and other creatures poured out from between the plants.

"All winter long, we were left to weather the snow and ice and chill, while the humans stayed warm inside their homes!" one of the gnomes cried. "Now, we will be abandoned to the elements no more! Gentlemen, attack!"
fh_grad: (gnomes - angry)

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[personal profile] fh_grad 2014-04-26 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky for the gnome, he felt no pain! Or maybe he did, but his red hat was impervious to it. That might've explained the headbutting.

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-04-26 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Jessica bent backwards to duck the headbutt, fired a web at either side of his face, then pulled down as she threw a kick at his nose.
fh_grad: (gnomes - angry)

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[personal profile] fh_grad 2014-04-26 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Crack.

The gnome pulled away to reveal a sudden streak of red paint on his nose. Little cracks spidered out from it across his face.

"AaaAAAaaaAAah!" he cried, and tried to tackle Jessica's legs.

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-04-26 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gotta tell you," Jessica said, rolling backwards away from the gnome before launching herself forward to punt the thing in the face. "This is the weirdest fight I've ever had."
fh_grad: (gnomes - angry)

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[personal profile] fh_grad 2014-04-26 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The gnome went flying for several feet, hitting the ground with another crack. When he sat up, there was a hole where his nose had been.

He hissed again, feral.

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-04-26 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shush," Jessica said, firing two webs at his face. One for his mouth because the hissing was annoying, and one into the nose hole, to see what would happen.
fh_grad: (gnomes - angry)

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[personal profile] fh_grad 2014-04-26 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The gnome went cross-eyed.

He wobbled in place - then he wobbled ineffectively in Jessica's general direction.

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-04-26 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can't believe I'm doing this," Jessica said before shooting a few more webs into the hole. "I'm so glad I didn't bring any guests."
fh_grad: (gnomes - angry)

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[personal profile] fh_grad 2014-04-26 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The gnome went even more cross-eyed until his eyes were all whites.

He stopped moving.

Then he fell forward, shattering several more parts of his body.

Re: Graduates: FIGHT! [Grad 2014]

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-04-26 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seriously. This is how I out myself," Jessica sighed before taking a run at the nearest gnome and aiming a leaping punch at its head. This was going to be the drill. Crack the head, fill with webs, repeat.

Happy graduation day!

[OOC: Hahahaha, thanks!]