Plus We Have a Motorcade, Thursday, April 24, 2014 [1st period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Well before you start crying because we've come to our last class together," Josh said, "have a bagel and a cup of coffee or hot chocolate or whatever in the back. Then grab an exam and try not to let your tears of despar make it impossible for me to grade what you wrote."

Thanks for that, Josh.

"See you around this summer--I'm teaching a field trip course if you're not graduating, and if you are, well, remember that I went to both Harvard and Yale and that makes me just about the coolest person you'll ever meet."

Uh huh.

"Have a good summer."

Comments

Question 3

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Name three ways the Secret Service agent could kill you if you tried anything.

Re: Question 3

[tigerundercover]

1. Shoot you
2. Excessive taser use
3. Beat you to death with a shoe

Raven wasn't sure if any of those were actually legal, but she was pretty sure they were at least physically possible.

Re: Question 3

[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

1. Shoot you
2. Snap your neck
3. Run you over with their car

Re: Question 3

[fly-so-serious.livejournal.com]

-- Sniper rifle
-- Unmanned drone
-- Arrest non-violently & send to a "black" site (takes longer)


Joker might have gotten the Secret Service and CIA mixed up.

Re: Question 3

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

Jessica's answers were detailed.

And then she pulled a Sharpie out of her pocket to redact many of those details.