How to Make Friends and Influence People [Tuesday, April 22, 2014]

[sith_happened]

If you thought you were getting out of Anakin Kriffing Skywalker's class without an examination, you were sadly, sadly mistaken. "There are four essay questions," he said, passing out the papers, "and then one practical examination question. Please don't hurt yourself too badly. I don't want to have to explain it to your parents, and the paperwork for this sort of thing is completely ridiculous."

He glanced up when he was finished passing everything out. "You have been an adequate group of students when you bother to listen. You will probably not die horribly."

...and thank you, Anakin.

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Re: Practical Exam Question

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"We both know I don't have that kind of money. And let's be honest, if I did and I gave it to you, you'd spend it all on Ring Dings," Jessica said, being careful to stand at the very edge of the trap door. The second it was going to open, she was hopping up onto the "throne" platform and punching Jabba in the eye. And the hole in the floor would give her plenty of time to do that AND get in a good position to use the wide load gangster as a shield.

"Also, would it kill you to use soap once in an ever? The only reason I'm not complaining about your body odor is because I'm not sure that technically counts as a body. It's more of a cry for help, really."

She was going to keep on like that until action time.