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Sexual Health ; Thursday

"Today, I thought we could do something fun," Mindy said as she greeted the class on the corner of Sphinx and Mallard, where she had asked them to meet. "So, we are going on a totally illegal field trip to a little store in town that I will actually not accompany you into. For legal reasons. I have already gotten in enough trouble with the Department of Education for contributing to the sexualization of minors, or whatever. Excuse me for thinking kids should have condoms!"

That was a long ramble with very little explanation in it.

"This shop we are visiting is called Dite's Decadent Delights. Although I will not chaperone you while you are shopping, I strongly encourage you to treat yourselves to something nice. If you have any questions about what things are, please ask a sales assistant or come see me on this bench across the street from the store. Discreetly, please. I am concerned that this is more against the rules than I counted on."